My plan for life

[Admiral Yi]

Not 100%, this was a random post years ago. I guess people didn't like me walking around the shared corridor without trousers on.

And the dishes, and the bathroom?

[Camerus]

So, what happened?   Did you do the semi-doable girls you chanced upon?

[Darth Wagtaros]

Tamas is probably one of those assholes that stands on the left of an escalator and doesn't move when people want to pass.

Yeah, I hate this kind of scum.

There are escalators in Poland?

[Ed Anger]

Holy shit, I never noticed the date. 

Jaron, you sly dog.

[Tamas]

Holy shit, I never noticed the date. 

Jaron, you sly dog.

OMG 

[garbon]

Holy shit, I never noticed the date. 

Jaron, you sly dog.

It's believe as the person in question has shown so little personal development in the past 4 years.

[MadImmortalMan]

Can you be any LAMER than walking an escalator? It looks stupid.

This explains so much about why IT people are usually the laziest, slowest scum.

it is moving upward, precisely because you are not supposed to leg it. If you were, it wouldn't be moving.
It's like running in front your car. Or pushing your bike everywhere.

It's there in order to enable you to move more quickly while you keep walking. Same with the horizontal ones at the airport.

[garbon]

It's there in order to enable you to move more quickly while you keep walking. Same with the horizontal ones at the airport.

While you can certainly do that on both, I'm not sure where you'd get the notion that they exist in order to do that. In fact, in places like the Foggy Bottom metro station, I think the whole idea is that you are going to stand and wait - not walk up that whole entire distance or in other words having an escalator in places where having a set of stairs would be impractical.

[Richard Hakluyt]

It may depend on the volume of traffic 

In my experience when escalators are really busy, say in a central London tube station at rush hour, it is best to passively let the escalator take the volume..........people can stand closer together and throughput is higher than if they are jostling and trying to walk.

[mongers]

Life is an escalator.

[CountDeMoney]

He ain't heavy, he's my brother taking the elevator.

[garbon]

Life is an escalator.

If you fall, life will either pull you back up or continue to drag you down?

[mongers]

Life is an escalator.

If you fall, life will either pull you back up or continue to drag you down?

The trick is to never go into the shopping mall in the first place.   

[garbon]

Life is an escalator.

If you fall, life will either pull you back up or continue to drag you down?

The trick is to never go into the shopping mall in the first place.   

I think most escalators that I've encountered are in subways.

[PRC]

8: Dance like no one is watching

Live.  Love.  Laugh.

Are you a 40-ish year old woman?