My plan for life

[Josquius]

In no particular order.

1: Drink no more than 4 beers a night when in public or there is the possibility of such.
2: Only use the lift when in a major hurry
3: If a girl is nice and semi-doable then do it. Don't be paranoid of what others think, Nothing came of last time and you have no reputation anyway. Something > nothing.
4: Write a blog post, story, etc... at least once a week. Who cares if you're a shit writer and feedback is scarce. Only through trying can it be cracked.
5: Learn strummy chordy guitar playing. Its dull but widespread and most demonstrable.
6: Don't be honest
7: Social niceties are pointless but they happen. Even with girls from the med. They are not horrid elderly relatives.
8: Dance like no one is watching
9: Remember to write everything down
10: But don't post everything on t'interweb
11: Investigate when the nation's sports events are and go. Sure you're out of shape but only through doing it....
12: Be careful your colours don't match before you go out.
13: Keep your room clean
14: Don't do the dishes in the bathroom. Trousers or no. Fuck the prudes (non literally)
15: Figure out the source of the smell and eradicate it
16: Buy a spare blanket.
17: S.V.E.N.S.K.A. Swedish= More than just the coolness I thought it would. It means better social life AND the only chance of work. Work=No more abject poverty.
18: Stop dissing London. They love it. They're weird but they do.
19: Slow down when speaking. Speak normal. But slow. Spit is bad no matter how rarely it happens.
20: The above can be excepted when giving a presentation. If you're better than the teachers at something you deserve a A which you will get.
21: ALWAYS wake up in the AM.
22: Get moving

[Grey Fox]

I like #3.

[FunkMonk]

21: ALWAYS wake up in the AM.

Bingo.

[Jaron]

Life is to be savored, Tyr. Are you enjoying yours?

[Jacob]

Generally good, except number 6. That one will fuck you, if you go by it.

It should be: Be honest, especially to yourself, but know when to edit and know when to shut up.

[Syt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

[Admiral Yi]

Generally good, except number 6.

Yup.

[Razgovory]

So does Tyr think he's only going to live about six months or something?

[CountDeMoney]

6: Don't be honest a sucker.

[Tamas]

6: Don't be honest a sucker.

pretty much.

[garbon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

Live in Northern California, live in New York.

[Syt]

Yup, that line always makes me think of you.

[fhdz]

I like #15, especially without context

[Admiral Yi]

6: Don't be honest a sucker.

pretty much.

I propose that this balancing act between being a sucker and taking relational risks is endemic to adulthood.

[Ideologue]

Generally good, except number 6. That one will fuck you, if you go by it.

It should be: Be honest, especially to yourself, but know when to edit and know when to shut up.

But the lies to yourself are the most important ones of all.