Call me Bone Breaker

[Ed Anger]

Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody. Thankfully, it wasn't my ass wiping hand. My typing may be Tim like for a while.

Also, DARVOCET IS AWESOME.

Total bone break count over the years:

Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs

[ulmont]

Total bone break count over the years:

Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs

[LaCroix]

before 6th grade, i had broken:

left arm
right arm
right arm
(all before i turned 7)
left leg
bone in left foot

[Viking]

Drink more milk.

[CountDeMoney]

[DontSayBanana]

Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody. Thankfully, it wasn't my ass wiping hand. My typing may be Tim like for a while.

Also, DARVOCET IS AWESOME.

Total bone break count over the years:

Right Leg
Right Foot
Right Arm
Left Hand
Various Ribs

Punching someone?  Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.

[Syt]

I broke my knee cap once.

[katmai]

Wtf brittle boy.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, brittle boy.  Stop punching your kids.

[Viking]

Osteoporosis, yet another reason I'm glad I'm not a female.

[Caliga]

Punching someone?  Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.

It's how a native Kentuckian disagrees with his wife. 

[katmai]

Punching someone?  Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.

It's how a native Kentuckian disagrees with his wife. 

Are you trying to tell us you are an abused husband?

[Ed Anger]

Punching someone?  Sounds like a story you should put in the paradigm shift.

Short story:

Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.

later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.

Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.

[Josquius]

Never broke anything.
I've cracked my head open a little, had major bruising and sprains but never outright breaks.
Milk FTW.

[HVC]

Take some calcium :p