Call me Bone Breaker

[HisMajestyBOB]

Never broke any bones, but I did get kicked in the solar plexus during TKD practice once. Not really painful, so much as it completely knocked the wind out of me and left me standing there stunned.

Also injured something in my hip after stupidly trying to do bicycle kicks and thudding on the ground after each attempt. Nasty sharp pain in my hip for weeks until it finally went away.

[Tamas]

Milk goes through me faster than it takes Slargos to ragequit a game.

[katmai]

Milk goes through me faster than it takes Slargos to ragequit a game.

That is pretty quick!

[garbon]

Left arm, baseball.

[Ed Anger]

Goddammit, I can't do shit in a cast. I'M BORED.

[Ed Anger]

Left leg, hairline fracture of the tibia. Unknown cause.

Sigh.

[Tonitrus]

Unknown cause?  Osteoporosis maybe? (serious question) 

[Scipio]

Sex swing accident is not an unknown cause.

[Ed Anger]

Unknown cause?  Osteoporosis maybe? (serious question) 

Carrying 5 kids is cause enough. Not to mention carrying my wife during her infirmity, so that is another 120 pounds. Bitch needs to go on a diet.

Seriously, Doc asked me if I fell or something. I said it just started hurting. GIVE ME VICODIN. STOP POKING MY LEG ASSHOLE.

[katmai]

Need to change username to mr glass it seems.

[Razgovory]

You might actually want to get checked to make sure bones aren't wasting away.  Your leg bone shouldn't just break cause you carried your wife around.  I had a teacher like that in high school.  He had some disease that he said caused him to "Piss his own bones out".  One year he seemed fine, the next he was confined to wheel chair with a morphine pump.  The school kept him on for one last year so he could get his retirement.  Poor bastard kept falling asleep in class due to the morphine.  He had to have an assistant teacher due most of the work. 

[Jacob]

Good work by you and your wife stopping the purse snatcher

Get better soon

[Ed Anger]

You might actually want to get checked to make sure bones aren't wasting away.  Your leg bone shouldn't just break cause you carried your wife around.  I had a teacher like that in high school.  He had some disease that he said caused him to "Piss his own bones out".  One year he seemed fine, the next he was confined to wheel chair with a morphine pump.  The school kept him on for one last year so he could get his retirement.  Poor bastard kept falling asleep in class due to the morphine.  He had to have an assistant teacher due most of the work.

My bones are fine. Shit happens.

[dps]

My bones are fine. Shit happens.

Loosing control of your bowels, too?  Yeah, you got something seriously wrong with you.

[Ed Anger]

I listen to my body. Its fine.