Call me Bone Breaker

[CountDeMoney]

Sounds like you need to listen more to Do Not Cross signs.

[lustindarkness]

[Jaron]

Way to handle one of the 47%

[Neil]

Ed used Constitution as a dump stat to get his Fertility score up.

[Ed Anger]

Way to handle one of the 47%

The proles are getting uppity.

[Brazen]

I have never broken a bone and never been unconscious. I am made of Dark Matter. At least I assume that's what people mean when they call me dense.

[Pedrito]

I have never broken a bone and never been unconscious. I am made of Dark Matter. At least I assume that's what people mean when they call me dense.

L.

[Syt]

Broke my knee cap during military service. Fortunately vertically - that way the tendons and what not keep it mostly into place. If you break it horizontally, all the shit pulls the pieces apart. Spent a month in military hospital after they screwed the pieces together (Yes, I got screwed by the military!) - mostly because they forgot to tell me that I was supposed to go to gymnastics and other post-op treatments  . . . and then wondered why the swelling didn't go back. They had to drain the orange gunk from the knee with a needle. Wouldn't want to repeat *that* experience.

[Maladict]

I was run over by a tricycle once and broke my leg.
Spent 7 weeks hanging upside down from some pulley system, fun times.

[Eddie Teach]

Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody.

Seems you beat on more people than Raz.

[Ed Anger]

Left hand (to be more precise, my pinky knuckle area) punching somebody.

Seems you beat on more people than Raz.

People shouldn't provoke me then.

[Capetan Mihali]

Bummer.    Enjoy the Lortab and Roxicet scripts, though. 

[derspiess]

Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.

later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.

Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.

Damn, dude.  Where do you do your grocery shopping?  Seems like there's always some shit going on wherever it is you go.

Worst I ever encounter at my local Kroger is some teenage chick rolling her eyes while she waits on my space.  I HAVE A CART FULL OF GROCERIES TO LOAD IN THE CAR PLUS TWO KIDS.  TAKE A PILL.

[PDH]

Then Spicey beats on her with his slapjack.

[Barrister]

Parking lot of a grocery store. White dude runs out, attempts to snatch my wife's purse. Miscalculates her strength holding on to her bag of holding badly, his attempted snatch and run goes wrong when he basically stops in front of me as I react and my foot goes into his leg. I was aiming for his nuts. Then I started hitting.

later, after the cops come and deal with the plebian criminal, I notice my hand HURTING LIKE HELL. Should have brought the slapjack.

Fun night for all. Wheee. Cute X-ray tech last night.

Damn, dude.  Where do you do your grocery shopping?  Seems like there's always some shit going on wherever it is you go.

Worst I ever encounter at my local Kroger is some teenage chick rolling her eyes while she waits on my space.  I HAVE A CART FULL OF GROCERIES TO LOAD IN THE CAR PLUS TWO KIDS.  TAKE A PILL.

Look at the date of the post you are replying to.