Star Wars vs Star Trek - the ultimate nerd battle

[Korea]

Star Trek

Only DS9 and TOS though. 

You will watch TNG and you will like it!

I've only seen a few episodes so I don't know how awesome or unawesome it is. I like Riker though.

[Ed Anger]

Picard is a goat fucker.

[Korea]

Ide is simulating Riker on the back of my head now. 

[Ed Anger]

Ide is simulating Riker on the back of my head now. 

He(aka number 1) is pissing on you?
He is taking a dump on your head, just like Frakes career went into the shitter?

You kids and your sex games.

[Neil]

The ewoks aren't actually that bad.  You guys need to quit being such a bunch of faggots and untwist your panties.

[DontSayBanana]

He(aka number 1) is pissing on you?
He is taking a dump on your head, just like Frakes career went into the shitter?

You kids and your sex games.

More likely: http://rikerlean.ytmnd.com/

[Maximus]

Are you kidding?  They can't remake Star Wars.  That would be an attrocity so great that the new trilogy would pale in comparison.

Could only improve. The new trilogy was at least as good as the original.

[DontSayBanana]

Are you kidding?  They can't remake Star Wars.  That would be an attrocity so great that the new trilogy would pale in comparison.

Could only improve. The new trilogy was at least as good as the original.

The original screenplay prior to editing, maybe; otherwise, bite thy tongue.

Giant AT-AT walkers smashing Dack Ralter's remains in the downed snowspeeder > Padme losing strategic shreds of clothing while Jango Fett does his best not to be squashed by tanks that look like roaches.

Luke jumping off into the abyss to escape Vader after having his hand cut off > Anakin cowering like a little girl in the corner while Yoda does his dirty work, only to let Dooku get away.

And for chrissakes...

R2-D2 FIXING THE HYPERDRIVE ON THE FALCON > R2-D2 FLYING ACROSS A FREAKING FACTORY.  If the little shit were built to be maneuverable in space, he wouldn't have to be strapped into a freakin' cradle in Luke's fighter. 

[jimmy olsen]

How did I not find about this until now!?

I fail at the internet! Revoke my nerd card immediately!
http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/episodes.html

[Syt]

You may want to check out:
http://startrekofgodsandmen.com/main/
Cast

    * Walter Koenig as Pavel Chekov
    * Nichelle Nichols as Nyota Uhura
    * Alan Ruck as John Harriman
    * Tim Russ as Tuvok
    * Garrett Wang as Garan
    * J.G. Hertzler as Koval
    * Chase Masterson as Xela
    * Gary Graham as Ragnar
    * Crystal Allen as the navigator
    * Ethan Phillips as the Data Clerk
    * Lawrence Montaigne as Stonn
    * Cirroc Lofton as Sevar
    * William Wellman as Charlie Evans
    * Grace Lee Whitney as Janice Rand
    * James Cawley as Commander Kirk

[jimmy olsen]

You may want to check out:
http://startrekofgodsandmen.com/main/
Cast

    * Walter Koenig as Pavel Chekov
    * Nichelle Nichols as Nyota Uhura
    * Alan Ruck as John Harriman
    * Tim Russ as Tuvok
    * Garrett Wang as Garan
    * J.G. Hertzler as Koval
    * Chase Masterson as Xela
    * Gary Graham as Ragnar
    * Crystal Allen as the navigator
    * Ethan Phillips as the Data Clerk
    * Lawrence Montaigne as Stonn
    * Cirroc Lofton as Sevar
    * William Wellman as Charlie Evans
    * Grace Lee Whitney as Janice Rand
    * James Cawley as Commander Kirk

I've watched the 1st 8 minutes and so far pretty good. "A code 1 distress call and the only available starship is a museum?"

[Korea]

Ide is simulating Riker on the back of my head now. 

He(aka number 1) is pissing on you?
He is taking a dump on your head, just like Frakes career went into the shitter?

You kids and your sex games.

He was doing the crotch pose right by my head.

[Admiral Yi]

What is this thing you call "crotch pose," Captain Kirk?

[Siege]

Star Wars is lefty propaganda.

[DontSayBanana]

Star Wars is lefty propaganda.

And Star Wars is an unoriginal piece of tripe by an untalented hack that just happened to be scraped out of the bottom of the barrel by a couple of very talented ghost writers.  What's your point?