Languish Universalis - Game thread

[Alcibiades]

I'll be good to go for tomorrow morning. 

[Tamas]

I'll be good to go for tomorrow morning. 

[Alcibiades]

Get in here Katmai 

[katmai]

It is 6:30 in morning, bite me if I'm a few mins late.

[Solmyr]

The Timurids and various other minor infidels have been crushed and Northern India now rightfully belongs to the British Raj.

Meanwhile, the Japanese are in Africa and the Swedes are in Indonesia.

[Tamas]

I am just punishing the anime-freaks for trying to conquer in East Africa.

In other developments, the Ottoman Empire now has a westernized military.

[Berkut]

So what happened? Anything at all?

[Solmyr]

Timurids and Ming getting destroyed, Ak Koyunlu running rampant, and a lot of eyeing each other angrily across the border in continental Europe.

[Habbaku]

Timurids and Ming getting destroyed, Ak Koyunlu running rampant, and a lot of eyeing each other angrily across the border in continental Europe.

The French army merely awaits its chance to be unleashed against an enemy that doesn't have 40 allies, of which three are other major powers.

[Tamas]

So what happened? Anything at all?

Ottoman Madagascar!

[Habbaku]

So what happened? Anything at all?

No, not really.  I might declare war on someone next session just to see what happens.  The interlocking alliances of every major power with every other one pretty much kills the prospect of a war.

[katmai]

Portuegese soldiers are braver than the French as Portugal went to war twice against Austria.

[Tamas]

What I don't get is why the fuck do Russia and Portugal has alliance with Austria, for example? Are you afraid Kleves is going to annex you otherwise? Whats the point? You are afraid of the Italian states? Or Poland?

Schnell, give us some statistics, Habs.

[Berkut]

I was not aware I had an alliance with Austria.

That is good to know!

[katmai]

And I don't have an alliance with Austria so no idea what dipshit Tamas is talking about.