Mass Effect 2

[Slargos]

It's on its way.

This time, however, I am not going to get fucked in the ass by those douchebags.

Instead of paying for a game that crashes every fucking time I attempt to play it, forcing me to spend as much time cleaning the disc, flushing the cache and blowing on the fucking box fans, as I did playing the goddamned game I am going to pirate it for the PC.

FUCK YOU BIOWARE.

[Barrister]

Thief.

[Slargos]

At least Paradox eventually duct tape their products into a semblance of functionality.

Bioware, I would happily rape them with rusty spoons as they hang from their toes in my basement.

PAIN.

LOADS OF PAIN.

[Slargos]

Thief.

The real thief is Bioware.

Selling me the equivalent of a car that spontaneously combusts the second time you attempt to start it. Probably in order to deter car thieves.

Which is in itself not a bad idea, but when the owners start going up in smoke, it's a pretty fucking douchy thing to do.

[grumbler]

ME was very stable for me.  It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.

[katmai]

ME was very stable for me.  It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.

And we all know Slargos has faulty tool.

[Neil]

ME was very stable for me.  It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.

And we all know Slargos has faulty tool.

Poor Slargos.  Him and Siegebreaker. 

[Valmy]

It's on its way.

This time, however, I am not going to get fucked in the ass by those douchebags.

Instead of paying for a game that crashes every fucking time I attempt to play it, forcing me to spend as much time cleaning the disc, flushing the cache and blowing on the fucking box fans, as I did playing the goddamned game I am going to pirate it for the PC.

FUCK YOU BIOWARE.

ME worked perfectly for me.  Slargos computer fail.

[Grey Fox]

Slargos couldn't wait for the Steam version so got fucked in the ass.

It happens.

[Syt]

ME (boxed version) worked fine for me. I have ME2 pre-ordered.

[I Killed Kenny]

thanks Slargos

I mean  where?

[Slargos]

I got the XBOX version of ME, and I did actually eventually complete one play through.

Through the second half of the game, I had to constantly fiddle with the CD, flush the cache etc etc. Nothing helped when I tried to play it again, it would just freeze during the opening scenes.

That they've gone ahead and released a shitload of DLC and ANOTHER FUCKING GAME without patching this bullshit is enough to make me drop the idea of paying for it again.

[Slargos]

thanks Slargos

I mean  where?

Ehr, by "on its way" I mean of course "release date this month". Sorry. 

[Syt]

My XBox version also ran fine on two runthroughs. Then I picked up the PC version for a 10er.

[Razgovory]

Thief.

The real thief is Bioware.

Selling me the equivalent of a car that spontaneously combusts the second time you attempt to start it. Probably in order to deter car thieves.

Which is in itself not a bad idea, but when the owners start going up in smoke, it's a pretty fucking douchy thing to do.

No, the real thief is the guy who steals things.  If you didn't like the first one, don't get the second.

If someone sold you an exploding car they'd likely get a medal.