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Started by Martinus, December 12, 2009, 05:55:17 AM

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A guy you do not know very well confesses to you that he murdered someone 30 years ago. He says he feels sorry about it and needed to get it off his chest. Do you...

... pat him on a shoulder and buy him another drink. Then go on Languish to retell this sad, sad story.
28 (57.1%)
... report him to the police.
16 (32.7%)
... lure him away, then exsanguinate him, cut his body into portable pieces that you later dump into the bay inside black plastic bags.
5 (10.2%)

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Martinus

December 12, 2009, 05:55:17 AM
Inspired by the murder thread.

Hint: one of the answers is what normal people do. This being Languish, I suspect it will be the least popular one.

Viking

#1
December 12, 2009, 05:59:52 AM
I vote narc the fucker. He will probably in the future regret telling you and since he has used human death before he might get the silly idea to use it again.
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A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
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katmai

#2
December 12, 2009, 06:02:37 AM
IF he was defending himself from a homosexual predator i'd go buy him a beer.
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The Brain

#3
December 12, 2009, 06:17:26 AM
If he is a sailor who claims not to be interested in gay sex I wouldn't believe his "confession".
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syk

#4
December 12, 2009, 06:20:08 AM
Maybe I would report him. I don't think i would have if some WW2 vet told me a story like that when I was in 10th grade.

Martinus

#5
December 12, 2009, 06:27:58 AM
Quote from: syk on December 12, 2009, 06:20:08 AM
Maybe I would report him. I don't think i would have if some WW2 vet told me a story like that when I was in 10th grade.

Well, you are a German. Pretty much all your WW2 vets are murderers. :P

DisturbedPervert

#6
December 12, 2009, 06:37:04 AM
blackmail him for cash

jimmy olsen

#7
December 12, 2009, 06:37:23 AM
Couldn't someone do both 1 & 3?
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syk

#8
December 12, 2009, 06:41:10 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 12, 2009, 06:27:58 AM
Quote from: syk on December 12, 2009, 06:20:08 AM
Maybe I would report him. I don't think i would have if some WW2 vet told me a story like that when I was in 10th grade.

Well, you are a German. Pretty much all your WW2 vets are murderers. :P
Meh, I thought about bringing the difference up in that other thread and decided against it. I am not with Tucholsky ("Soldiers are murderers") on that.

Syt

#9
December 12, 2009, 06:50:09 AM
I'd blackmail him into telling me about his time as soldier and learn his dirty tricks.
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Razgovory

#10
December 12, 2009, 07:29:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 12, 2009, 06:50:09 AM
I'd blackmail him into telling me about his time as soldier and learn his dirty tricks.

Then go on a shooting rampage?
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Slargos

#11
December 12, 2009, 07:52:34 AM
Situational.

As someone already brought up.

Did he kill a fag? Buy him a beer.

Did he kill a politician? Buy him a beer.

Did he kill a journalist? Buy him a beer.

Etc. etc.

Syt

#12
December 12, 2009, 08:03:37 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 12, 2009, 07:29:59 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 12, 2009, 06:50:09 AM
I'd blackmail him into telling me about his time as soldier and learn his dirty tricks.

Then go on a shooting rampage?

Perhaps.
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Josquius

#13
December 12, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Who is he, who did he kill and why.
No one answer.
If some git admits it to me for brutally killing some complete stranger then I'm going to the police.
If its my friend and its because he found the guy robbing his house or somesuch then...let it go and hope for the best.
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Syt

#14
December 12, 2009, 08:56:43 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 12, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Who is he, who did he kill and why.
No one answer.
If some git admits it to me for brutally killing some complete stranger then I'm going to the police.
If its my friend and its because he found the guy robbing his house or somesuch then...let it go and hope for the best.

No, the true question is, "What if the victim was gay?"

Personally, what if the murderer was gay and had killed a straight guy for refusing his advances?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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