The Vegetarian Spider

[Jaron]

Oh, yeah. Done careful comparisons. They infest old sheds, abandoned clothes heaps, any sort of place they might be able to get me, which I am sure is their goal.

Definetely brown recluses. Memphis is pretty much the heart of brown recluse territory; I think we might have a denser population in west TN than anywhere else.

Are they the secret weapons of the South...?

[Malthus]

The South shall rise again - on eight legs.

[garbon]

Spiders are awesome. Dude, they eat mosquitoes and gnats and shit.

I like Raid. It eats mosquitoes and gnats and shit and spiders.

[Malthus]

Spiders are awesome. Dude, they eat mosquitoes and gnats and shit.

I like Raid. It eats mosquitoes and gnats and shit and spiders.

I see you opened the thread - you must have on some level a curiousity about spiders. 

[garbon]

I see you opened the thread - you must have on some level a curiousity about spiders. 

It's like a horror film.

[Neil]

There's a reason I live high in a concrete tower:  No spider can get anywhere near me.

[jimmy olsen]

Spiders are awesome. Dude, they eat mosquitoes and gnats and shit.

I like Raid. It eats mosquitoes and gnats and shit and spiders.

Who the hell wants to spray poisonous chemicals around their apartment/house if it's not necessary though?

[Malthus]

There's a reason I live high in a concrete tower:  No spider can get anywhere near me.

Untrue: I had a rather large one set up shop outside my window when I worked on the 44th floor.

[DisturbedPervert]

Who the hell wants to spray poisonous chemicals around their apartment/house if it's not necessary though?

If there are spiders, it is necessary.

[Neil]

There's a reason I live high in a concrete tower:  No spider can get anywhere near me.

Untrue: I had a rather large one set up shop outside my window when I worked on the 44th floor.

I wonder what it ate.

[HVC]

There's a reason I live high in a concrete tower:  No spider can get anywhere near me.

Untrue: I had a rather large one set up shop outside my window when I worked on the 44th floor.

I wonder what it ate.

The souls of lawyers... poor thing ended up starving to death

[BuddhaRhubarb]

There's a reason I live high in a concrete tower:  No spider can get anywhere near me.

Untrue: I had a rather large one set up shop outside my window when I worked on the 44th floor.

I wonder what it ate.

The souls of lawyers... poor thing ended up starving to death

heh there's an evolutionary dead end for ya.

[Malthus]

There's a reason I live high in a concrete tower:  No spider can get anywhere near me.

Untrue: I had a rather large one set up shop outside my window when I worked on the 44th floor.

I wonder what it ate.

Bugs blown upwards by the high winds tall buildings tend to generate.

Though HVC's answer is more poetic. 

[Neil]

There's a reason I live high in a concrete tower:  No spider can get anywhere near me.

Untrue: I had a rather large one set up shop outside my window when I worked on the 44th floor.

I wonder what it ate.

Bugs blown upwards by the high winds tall buildings tend to generate.

Though HVC's answer is more poetic. 

My tower is more isolated.  There is no wind-tunnel effect to knock the bugs upwards.

[garbon]

Who the hell wants to spray poisonous chemicals around their apartment/house if it's not necessary though?

If there are spiders, it is necessary.

What he said. A life without spiders is worth shaving off a couple years.