The National Rifle Association has a new member...

Started by Caliga, November 17, 2009, 09:54:22 PM

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Caliga

November 17, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
...me. :smoke:

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Eddie Teach

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November 17, 2009, 09:57:13 PM
Cal clings bitterly to his guns and biscuits and gravy.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#2
November 17, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
Now to join the militia and you are all set.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

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November 17, 2009, 09:58:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 17, 2009, 09:57:13 PM
Cal clings bitterly to his guns and biscuits and gravy.
You mean deliciously. :mmm:
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DGuller

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November 17, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
Cool.  I wish I were allowed to play with guns here in New Jersey.  :(

HisMajestyBOB

#5
November 17, 2009, 10:08:24 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 17, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
Cool.  I wish I were allowed to play with guns here in New Jersey.  :(

You have to join the mafia, not the NRA.
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katmai

#6
November 17, 2009, 10:10:25 PM
Do you even own a rifle?
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FunkMonk

#7
November 17, 2009, 10:15:06 PM
Card-carrying member of the NRA now huh. Does it come with any perks?
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derspiess

#8
November 17, 2009, 10:22:35 PM
:thumbsup:
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Viking

#9
November 17, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
And there I thought one of Sarah Palin's underage rugrats brought a new life into the world.
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Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Razgovory

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November 18, 2009, 04:19:26 AM
Quote from: DGuller on November 17, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
Cool.  I wish I were allowed to play with guns here in New Jersey.  :(

My mom won't let me have a fun.  On account of me being dangerously unpredictable. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Monoriu

#11
November 18, 2009, 05:34:07 AM
QuoteMember Benefits: 
24/7 defense of your Second Amendment freedoms
Official NRA members - only shooter's cap *
Your choice of monthly NRA magazines
Membership card and decal
Insurance for you and your guns
Invitations to "Friends of NRA" dinners, other special events and more...
* - shooter's cap available for regular annual membership of 1,2,3 or 5 years only
 
Please select a term: 
   
Regular
Memberships  Junior, Distinguished and
Other Memberships  Endowment, Patron and Benefactor Memberships 
 
   1 Year Membership - $35.00
    5 Year Membership - $125.00

   2 Year Membership - $60.00
    Life Membership - $1,000.00

   3 Year Membership - $85.00
    EPL Life Membership - $1,000.00

(40 payments of $25)



I think that's US$35 down the drain  :(

Eddie Teach

#12
November 18, 2009, 05:45:40 AM
The Communist Party's card has more cachet.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

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November 18, 2009, 06:07:49 AM
You are now: part of the problem.
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Caliga

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November 18, 2009, 06:08:09 AM
Quote from: katmai on November 17, 2009, 10:10:25 PM
Do you even own a rifle?
Nein.  I used to shoot my dad's rifles (he has an Enfield and an M1) and plenty of rifle shooting experience from Boy Scouts (.22, .30-06, black powder), but I don't (yet) have my own rifle.
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