Swedish Sexual education

[The Brain]

Does the pope have gay anal sex?

[katmai]

Does the pope have gay anal sex?

No just gerbil sex.

[Eddie Teach]

Does the heteronormative bear have vaginal sex in the woods?

Confusing sex with shitting, how German of you.

[Malthus]

Does the heteronormative bear have vaginal sex in the woods?

Confusing sex with shitting, how German of you.

The bear part adds some Swedish to the mix.

[Ed Anger]

Ewwww, home schooling.

[Strix]

Does the pope have gay anal sex?

As opposed to straight anal sex? 

[Eddie Teach]

You do realize women have asses?

[Threviel]

I was taught that there is a masturbation technique called "The screw" (Skruven) as in a mechanical screw, not slang for fuck. I still don't know how to do it. 

[Ed Anger]

Kids need to learn this shit on their own, with an empty Pringles can and box of tissues.

Fucking kids have it easy these days. In my day, we had to walk 20 miles to school, in 3 feet of snow.

[Admiral Yi]

You do realize women have asses?

[Valmy]

Gay boys getting STDs because they weren't taught how to have safe anal sex (which DOES involve knowing you have to do it with lube) because someone thought it is silly or stupid to tell them, sounds like a rather poor excuse to me - unless of course one acts out of an anti-gay animus.

I was simply saying that sex ed is generally made to be as boring and innoffensive as possible.  I don't know if I even really got you can get STDs through oral sex as well...or what the definition of sex is...just that I can get diseases if I do it so wear a condom mmkay?

[Caliga]

Marty turned a thread about sex ed into one about gay rights. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. 

That's Marti's job and he's DAMN GOOD AT IT. 

[Camerus]

As a kid, I would have found it distasteful to have some hare-brained, pop-culture soaked, talking head parachuted into my classroom to talk about advanced sex techniques with me and my subnormal or otherwise unappealing classmates.

As for the gay sex education vs. straight issue...  I don't find merely saying that the anus doesn't have any lube, and therefore lube is required, to be overly sexually explicit.  However, I got the impression from the article that the sessions dealt with rather more than that.

[Grallon]

As a kid, I would have found it distasteful to have some hare-brained, pop-culture soaked, talking head parachuted into my classroom to talk about advanced sex techniques with me and my subnormal or otherwise unappealing classmates.

Except nobody's been talking about children from the first post down; we've been talking about teenagers who, especially boys 13-14 onward, have nothing else in mind but sex.

I really find this ever present confusion disturbing.




G.

[Camerus]

 

FYI, the word "kid" often refers to teenagers.  Depending on the context, it can even refer to those in their early 20's.