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Started by Barrister, October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM

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Barrister

October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 

:yeah:

Feel free to put all pregnancy/parenting advice in this thread only, so I only have to ignore it once.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

katmai

#1
October 21, 2009, 03:47:02 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 


May is best month of the year to be born.
:)
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

lustindarkness

#2
October 21, 2009, 03:48:20 PM
:cheers: :cigar:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

ulmont

#3
October 21, 2009, 03:48:29 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 21, 2009, 03:47:02 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 


May is best month of the year to be born.
:)

:yes:

katmai

#4
October 21, 2009, 03:48:32 PM
Oh and answer my question in TBR dammit!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Berkut

#5
October 21, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
Fucking awesome Beebs, I know you guys have been wanting this for a while. Congratulations.

Your very own little fascist!
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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Barrister

#6
October 21, 2009, 03:52:33 PM
Quote from: Berkut on October 21, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
Fucking awesome Beebs, I know you guys have been wanting this for a while. Congratulations.

Your very own little fascist!

Conservative. :angry:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Barrister

#7
October 21, 2009, 03:53:47 PM
And yes, this has involved a few years, doctor's trips, sperm samples, drugs, etc.

But it seems to have worked. :yeah:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

katmai

#8
October 21, 2009, 03:54:14 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:52:33 PM
Quote from: Berkut on October 21, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
Fucking awesome Beebs, I know you guys have been wanting this for a while. Congratulations.

Your very own little fascist!

Conservative. :angry:
same difference.

I hope he grows up to be the anti-neil!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Tamas

#9
October 21, 2009, 03:54:48 PM
Great news! :w00t: :cheers:

Neil

#10
October 21, 2009, 03:55:51 PM
Excellent.

It's a shame you'll have to move back south (I know how you like it up there), but a family is a good thing.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Berkut

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October 21, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 21, 2009, 03:54:14 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:52:33 PM
Quote from: Berkut on October 21, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
Fucking awesome Beebs, I know you guys have been wanting this for a while. Congratulations.

Your very own little fascist!

Conservative. :angry:
same difference.

I hope he grows up to be the anti-neil!

I hope she grows up to be a super bright, well mannered, great human being...who happens to be a libertarian pot smoking lesbian who excels at curling.
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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derspiess

#12
October 21, 2009, 03:56:29 PM
Congrats (again), dude :cheers:

Get in as much sleep as you can in the next few months.  Also try to pull as many memorable stunts of niceness as possible for Mrs. Beeb, since they seem to remember those more from when they were pregnant.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

#13
October 21, 2009, 03:57:57 PM
:cheers:

What kinds of Onanist publications do they have in Canadian doctors' offices?

Read a nice line in a NYT article about Afghanistan: may your sons grow up to be exactly like you.

Barrister

#14
October 21, 2009, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Berkut on October 21, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
I hope she grows up to be a super bright, well mannered, great human being...who happens to be a libertarian pot smoking lesbian who excels at curling.

:angry:
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