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Started by Barrister, October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM

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DGuller

#75
October 22, 2009, 08:33:31 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 06:46:43 AM
What a great male feat, successfully having sex.

:P
Let me guess, you've never been married?

viper37

#76
October 22, 2009, 02:24:49 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 

:yeah:

Feel free to put all pregnancy/parenting advice in this thread only, so I only have to ignore it once.

It's the end of your life.
You'll never be allowed to get out of the house now :(

Ah, actually, same advice we all gave to Malthus re:sleeping:
take turns.

One of you sleeps in the same room as the baby during weekdays (the one not working, ideally ;) ), the other one takes care of the kid during week-ends while the other parent sleeps.

Breast feeding is good for the baby, good for the father, bad for the mother.  And it restricts your freedom of movement by a lot.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

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Neil

#77
October 22, 2009, 02:26:30 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 22, 2009, 08:33:31 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 22, 2009, 06:46:43 AM
What a great male feat, successfully having sex.

:P
Let me guess, you've never been married?
Have you?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ed Anger

#78
October 22, 2009, 02:44:58 PM
Quote from: viper37 on October 22, 2009, 02:24:49 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 

:yeah:

Feel free to put all pregnancy/parenting advice in this thread only, so I only have to ignore it once.

It's the end of your life.
You'll never be allowed to get out of the house now :(

Ah, actually, same advice we all gave to Malthus re:sleeping:
take turns.

One of you sleeps in the same room as the baby during weekdays (the one not working, ideally ;) ), the other one takes care of the kid during week-ends while the other parent sleeps.

Breast feeding is good for the baby, good for the father, bad for the mother.  And it restricts your freedom of movement by a lot.

Seriously, Beeb should make her do all the work.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#79
October 22, 2009, 02:49:46 PM
Man I have yet to be able to do this yet.  :(

I will get past my jealousy.  Congrats my Canadian doppleganger!
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Barrister

#80
October 22, 2009, 02:54:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 22, 2009, 02:49:46 PM
Man I have yet to be able to do this yet.  :(

I will get past my jealousy.  Congrats my Canadian doppleganger!

Are you guys trying :w00t:
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Syt

#81
October 22, 2009, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 22, 2009, 02:49:46 PM
Man I have yet to be able to do this yet.  :(

I will get past my jealousy.  Congrats my Canadian doppleganger!

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DGuller

#82
October 22, 2009, 03:28:36 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 22, 2009, 02:26:30 PM
Have you?
I'm having enough success not having sex being single.

Ideologue

#83
October 22, 2009, 04:02:16 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM
Okay, so instead of leaving oblique references scattered around the board...

My wife is pregnant.  It's still fairly early - due date is May 2010. 

:yeah:

Feel free to put all pregnancy/parenting advice in this thread only, so I only have to ignore it once.

Hooray! :)

Do they make pleated diapers?
Kinemalogue
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Barrister

#84
October 22, 2009, 04:13:11 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 22, 2009, 04:02:16 PM
Do they make pleated diapers?

Someone beat you to the joke.  <_<
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HVC

#85
October 22, 2009, 04:27:24 PM
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ideologue

#86
October 22, 2009, 05:45:33 PM
:(
Kinemalogue
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Barrister

#87
October 22, 2009, 06:00:11 PM
So I'm trying to come up with a list of all the topics I need to indoctrinate my child in.  Let me know if I am forgetting any:

-law and order
-good manners
-Blue Bomber football
-hard work
-God
-conservatism
-importance of education
-the Conservative Party
-to love the outdoors

What am I missing?  :unsure:
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Ed Anger

#88
October 22, 2009, 06:01:42 PM
hatred of the polack
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Barrister

#89
October 22, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 22, 2009, 06:01:42 PM
hatred of the polack

Little Barrister will be part polack on his/her mother's side.
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