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Started by Barrister, October 21, 2009, 03:46:07 PM

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Ed Anger

#90
October 22, 2009, 06:05:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 22, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 22, 2009, 06:01:42 PM
hatred of the polack

Little Barrister will be part polack on his/her mother's side.

SIGH.

Teach him (or her) to shoot guns at age 10.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Scipio

#91
October 22, 2009, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 22, 2009, 06:05:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 22, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 22, 2009, 06:01:42 PM
hatred of the polack

Little Barrister will be part polack on his/her mother's side.

SIGH.

Teach him (or her) to shoot guns at age 10.
Preferably at Polacks.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Admiral Yi

#92
October 22, 2009, 08:19:04 PM
Teach your kid:

To not hit girls, if it's a guy.
To not be a cock tease, if it's a girl.
To not welch on bets.
To learn to dribble left handed.
To stick up for the defenseless.

Savonarola

#93
October 22, 2009, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 22, 2009, 06:00:11 PM
So I'm trying to come up with a list of all the topics I need to indoctrinate my child in.  Let me know if I am forgetting any:

-law and order
-good manners
-Blue Bomber football
-hard work
-God
-conservatism
-importance of education
-the Conservative Party
-to love the outdoors

What am I missing?  :unsure:

You should teach your child well that their father's hell did slowly go by, and feed him on your dreams, the one they picked, the one you'll know by; but don't ever ask them why, if he told you, you would cry, so just look at him and sigh and know he loves you.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Savonarola

#94
October 22, 2009, 10:25:20 PM
Seriously, though, you should teach your child Sam McGee and the wisdom of Don Cherry.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Grey Fox

#95
October 23, 2009, 08:23:48 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 22, 2009, 06:00:11 PM
So I'm trying to come up with a list of all the topics I need to indoctrinate my child in.  Let me know if I am forgetting any:

-law and order
-good manners
-Blue Bomber football Vikings football
-hard work Enough work to get by
-God Brett Favre
-conservatism
-importance of education
-the Conservative Party
-to love the outdoors
-love of the north
-how to distinguish a good indian from a bad indian

What am I missing?  :unsure:

I've made modifications.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Barrister

#96
November 05, 2009, 05:40:11 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 23, 2009, 08:23:48 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 22, 2009, 06:00:11 PM
So I'm trying to come up with a list of all the topics I need to indoctrinate my child in.  Let me know if I am forgetting any:

-law and order
-good manners
-Blue Bomber football Vikings football
-hard work Enough work to get by
-God Brett Favre
-conservatism
-importance of education
-the Conservative Party
-to love the outdoors
-love of the north
-how to distinguish a good indian from a bad indian

What am I missing?  :unsure:

I've made modifications.

:rolleyes:

While I enjoy the production value of thee 4 down game, the three down game is naturally superior.  And Milt Stegall is more of a football God than Brett Favre is.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Barrister

#97
November 05, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
The missus was suggesting Morgan and Ethan as names. 

I was not amused. 

She was not amused at my lack of amusement.

This'll be fun...
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Ed Anger

#98
November 05, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
The missus was suggesting Morgan and Ethan as names. 

I was not amused. 

She was not amused at my lack of amusement.

This'll be fun...

STOP COPYING ME.

:P

Seriously, you'll want to tear out your eyeballs after a few months of baby name speculation.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Neil

#99
November 05, 2009, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:40:11 PM
While I enjoy the production value of thee 4 down game, the three down game is naturally superior.  And Milt Stegall is more of a football God than Brett Favre is.
Your kid won't ever care who Milt Stegall is.  It'll be like when my dad talks about how great a player Ron Lancaster was.  I just smile and nod, knowing the sun rises and sets on Kent Austin.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Savonarola

#100
November 05, 2009, 05:45:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
The missus was suggesting Morgan and Ethan as names. 

I was not amused. 

She was not amused at my lack of amusement.

This'll be fun...

"Ethan Boy" has a ring to it; "Morgan Boy" not so much.  Have you suggested "Stymie" yet?
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

alfred russel

#101
November 05, 2009, 05:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 22, 2009, 06:00:11 PM
So I'm trying to come up with a list of all the topics I need to indoctrinate my child in.  Let me know if I am forgetting any:

-law and order
-good manners
-Blue Bomber football
-hard work
-God
-conservatism
-importance of education
-the Conservative Party
-to love the outdoors

What am I missing?  :unsure:

A love of pleats.
To speak French?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Barrister

#102
November 05, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 05, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
The missus was suggesting Morgan and Ethan as names. 

I was not amused. 

She was not amused at my lack of amusement.

This'll be fun...

STOP COPYING ME.

:P

Seriously, you'll want to tear out your eyeballs after a few months of baby name speculation.

She knows I'm a history geek - why the hell is she suggesting all these trendy names?

I have just enough common sense to not name the kid Theodora or Constantine, but I have to have a name with some history to it...
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Ed Anger

#103
November 05, 2009, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 05, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
The missus was suggesting Morgan and Ethan as names. 

I was not amused. 

She was not amused at my lack of amusement.

This'll be fun...

STOP COPYING ME.

:P

Seriously, you'll want to tear out your eyeballs after a few months of baby name speculation.

She knows I'm a history geek - why the hell is she suggesting all these trendy names?

I have just enough common sense to not name the kid Theodora or Constantine, but I have to have a name with some history to it...

Theodora is a bit too Spellus.

try "Diefenbaker"
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

alfred russel

#104
November 05, 2009, 05:59:06 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 05, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 05, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
The missus was suggesting Morgan and Ethan as names. 

I was not amused. 

She was not amused at my lack of amusement.

This'll be fun...

STOP COPYING ME.

:P

Seriously, you'll want to tear out your eyeballs after a few months of baby name speculation.

She knows I'm a history geek - why the hell is she suggesting all these trendy names?

I have just enough common sense to not name the kid Theodora or Constantine, but I have to have a name with some history to it...


Ethan Allen, Daniel Morgan...
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014
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