Useless poll of the week aka Ed's useless halloween thread aka the baking thread

[Ed Anger]

Who the fuck was it here who thought baking = homo?

Likely a stupid teenager.

[Tonitrus]

It's only homo if we start exchanging recipes.

My cookies = TOP SECRET

[Ed Anger]

We need a bake off.

[Tonitrus]

Hmmm, I wonder if chopped Reese's would be better incorporated into a muffin.

[Barrister]

Who the fuck was it here who thought baking = homo?

Likely a stupid teenager.

I made a killer apple pie for Thanksgiving.

I'm actually not much for baking, but dammit - nobody else would make me an apple pie.  So I had to take matters into my own hands.

[Neil]

Hmmm, I wonder if chopped Reese's would be better incorporated into a muffin.

I don't see why not.  My wife makes delicious banana/chocolate chip/peanut butter chip muffin.

[Ed Anger]

Who the fuck was it here who thought baking = homo?

Likely a stupid teenager.

I made a killer apple pie for Thanksgiving.

I'm actually not much for baking, but dammit - nobody else would make me an apple pie.  So I had to take matters into my own hands.

Speaking of "apple" pie, you may see a recipe for "mock" "apple" pie on a box of Ritz crackers.

For the love of god, don't ever make one. IT IS VILE.

[Caliga]

  It's not vile, but real apple pie is way better.

[Caliga]

I made cookies out of the leftover Hershey kisses.

THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN BAKE.

Do you make those cookies that look like tits?  I love those.

[Ed Anger]

It's not vile, but real apple pie is way better.

MOCK APPLE PIE IS VILE. My judgement stands.

[Ed Anger]

I made cookies out of the leftover Hershey kisses.

THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN BAKE.

Do you make those cookies that look like tits?  I love those.

Some did have 2 mounds.

[Ed Anger]

I bought cases of the full sized candy bars this year. Snickers, Reese Cups, Three Musketeers and Kit Kat.

[Jacob]

All of the above. Your status in the community is reflected in the largesse you distribute on the traditional holidays, and we all know you're a man of substance.

[Valmy]

I bought cases of the full sized candy bars this year. Snickers, Reese Cups, Three Musketeers and Kit Kat.

Going all out eh?

I haven't bought crap yet but my wife bought a costume for my 11-month old.  Better dress him up in something cute now before it could get him beat up in school or he starts complaining about it.

[Razgovory]

I bought cases of the full sized candy bars this year. Snickers, Reese Cups, Three Musketeers and Kit Kat.

I didn't think you had many neighbors.  I figured you were a person who lived on a few acres of land.