Drunk Thread

[Malthus]

Now, does drinking 3-4 beers a night make one an alcoholic?

There is no set amount. I'd be a bit concerned if you felt you *had* to drink 3-4 a night.

The CAGE questionairre gives the test as follows:

Two "yes" responses indicate that the respondent should be investigated further. The questionnaire asks the following questions:

Have you ever felt you needed to Cut down on your drinking?
Have people Annoyed you by criticizing your drinking?
Have you ever felt Guilty about drinking?
Have you ever felt you needed a drink first thing in the morning (Eye-opener) to steady your nerves or to get rid of a hangover?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAGE_questionnaire

[Lucidor]

I like the AUDIT:

http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.php?type=doc&id=1860&cn=14

[Malthus]

I like the AUDIT:

http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.php?type=doc&id=1860&cn=14

Heh, seems fair enough.

Post your AUDIT Scores!

Mine was 3 - I'm not a big drinker.

[Ed Anger]

Brits score about 50 on that AUDIT test.

[Korea]

Don't end up like this person:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDd0GAwcbWY&feature=player_embedded#

My sister showed me this version this weekend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s

I love the silent movie version. 

Edit: through all that, he kept his grip on the beer. 

It was hilarious. I've never seen a person so drunk in my entire life.

[Korea]

  Won't post mine.

[DontSayBanana]

1.  Jeebus, am I *that* much of a lightweight?

[Ed Anger]

Won't post mine.

Show me yours, and I'll show you mine.

[Grey Fox]

My score is 0!

Booze free for 3 years now.

[Richard Hakluyt]

I got 8, surprised the score was so low.

[Josquius]

Vodka+Julmust= win.

My score= 15.
A bit scary though considering that I'm widely thought to be someone who doesn't drink too much here in the real world. My friends are: doomed.

[DisturbedPervert]

My sister showed me this version this weekend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s

That's great.  A ha!  The beverage aisle!   

[syk]

You scored a total of 4. That's worth another shot of Cragganmore.

[Capetan Mihali]

10, probably higher if I'm honest with myself.  I know I drink too much for my health, but it's one of my few hobbies at this point.

[Korea]

Okay, so drunken wow is great.

All I've had to drink is one can of something strange called Four Loco. It is watermelon flavored and it is cheap. And it is 12% alcohol. Which is a lot for me.

Also, Jaron is a bitch for kicking me out of the guild.

Also, I was not drinking by myself because my wowfriend was drinking too.