Drunk Thread

[Korea]

 So....I don't know if there is a drunk thread yet but I'm starting one. I'm pretty drunk. Or sobering up. I'm not sure. But alcohol makes me slutty.

Who else is drunk? Where's seige? I've been drinking Coors Light!

[Jaron]

Get off my porch, white trash.

[Strix]

My motto is "Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker" so throw out that box of chocolates and get her some Jägerbombs (Perla Negra for Jaron)!

[Caliga]

Who else is drunk? Where's seige? I've been drinking Coors Light!

I like Coors Lite. 

...but the best cheap beer is definitely PBR.

[Ed Anger]

But alcohol makes me slutty.

Repent, sinner. Jesus loves you.

[Caliga]

Alcohol is a depressant so it shouldn't normally make one horny, I wouldn't think.... OTOH lots of chicks (including Princesca) say the same thing.  Maybe people associate alcohol with fun, and fun with sex, so it's a psychological thing?

[ulmont]

Alcohol isn't just a pure depressant, and is noted for reducing inhibitions, Caliga.

[Caliga]

I know it reduces inhibitions, but at least in my mind that doesn't automatically make one horny... although I guess it could be because naturally we would all be extremely horny but societal norms have forced us to suppress our sexual urges?

[Ed Anger]

Booze inhibits a chick's sanity glands, and produces bisexual endorphins in the vagina.

Yes, I play a doctor on the internet.

[ulmont]

Pretty much re: societal norms.

[Caliga]

I hate Christianity! 

[Viking]

Booze inhibits a chick's sanity glands, and produces bisexual endorphins in the vagina.

Yes, I play a doctor on the internet.

Chicks do sanity?

[Alcibiades]

But alcohol makes me slutty.

Repent, sinner. Jesus loves you.

Probably getting finger banged by a few of the swingers she hangs out with right now. 

[Ed Anger]

I hate Christianity! 

Jesus love you though.

[Caliga]

I hate Christianity! 

Jesus love you though.

I hate it even more when Christians say that in response.