Drunk Thread

[Ed Anger]

I hate Christianity! 

Jesus love you though.

I hate it even more when Christians say that in response. 

I'm Christian? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

[Caliga]

I'm Christian? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

I was commenting generally.

[Ed Anger]

I'm Christian? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

I was commenting generally.

You are going to get a Gideon bible under your pillow tonight.

[PDH]

Maybe it should go somewhere else...

[Ed Anger]

Maybe it should go somewhere else...

He might get it in his biscuits and gravy at Bubba Ray's Gas and Gulp.

[Caliga]

You are going to get a Gideon bible under your pillow tonight.

I was in downtown Louisville once heading from a pub to the parking garage where my car was and I ran into a Gideons convention exiting the convention center.  It was mostly crazy old ladies

[Ed Anger]

You are going to get a Gideon bible under your pillow tonight.

I was in downtown Louisville once heading from a pub to the parking garage where my car was and I ran into a Gideons convention exiting the convention center.  It was mostly crazy old ladies

They sound like fun. I love hearing the old ladies at the wife's church gossip about who is a whore.

[Caliga]

There are lots of religious wacko conventions here, since Louisville is home to the denominational headquarters + the main theological seminary for the Presbyterian Church, as well as the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.

[Ed Anger]

There are lots of religious wacko conventions here, since Louisville is home to the denominational headquarters + the main theological seminary for the Presbyterian Church, as well as the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.

[Agelastus]

There are lots of religious wacko conventions here, since Louisville is home to the denominational headquarters + the main theological seminary for the Presbyterian Church, as well as the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.

I feel great sorrow for you.

Besides, Christianity has not always been quite so uptight about sex. I seem to recall reading somewhere that due to local peculiarities Irish bishops were allowed up to three wives until a couple of centuries ago.

[Ideologue]

But alcohol makes me slutty.

Repent, sinner. Jesus loves you.

Me and cute chicks love her more directly.

[Ed Anger]

But alcohol makes me slutty.

Repent, sinner. Jesus loves you.

Me and cute chicks love her more directly.

Awesome. Remember, buy the large quanitity condoms when you get that MFF threesome. You'll need them.

[Ideologue]

I know it reduces inhibitions, but at least in my mind that doesn't automatically make one horny... although I guess it could be because naturally we would all be extremely horny but societal norms have forced us to suppress our sexual urges?

Generally speaking, I'd say we are.  Afaik, no primates are naturally monogamous.  Iirc 2% of all animals.  (Plants, of course, are complete whores.)  The 2% is according to a neat neat book I'm reading about the subject, with a focus on sperm competition and female sperm choice.  Fascinating stuff.

Edited because I mangled a previous edit.

[Korea]

Who else is drunk? Where's seige? I've been drinking Coors Light!

I like Coors Lite. 

...but the best cheap beer is definitely PBR.

For sure! :

[Ideologue]

But alcohol makes me slutty.

Repent, sinner. Jesus loves you.

Me and cute chicks love her more directly.

Awesome. Remember, but the large quanitity condoms when you get that MFF threesome. You'll need them.

Oh yes.  On the plus side, I wasn't drinking (where's the point when everyone's already naked ), so losing control of the situation to that point wasn't going to happen.