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[Valmy]

Given how we are beginning to become heteros with the pottery barn collection...

Brother!

[garbon]

Brother!

Actually, I lied. I'm more Crate & Barrel.

[Malthus]

Given how we are beginning to become heteros with the pottery barn collection...

Brother!

Neither of you have truly tasted the depths until you have beed dragged to look at vastly expensive kid's bedroom furniture at Potter Barn for Kids. 

[garbon]

Neither of you have truly tasted the depths until you have beed dragged to look at vastly expensive kid's bedroom furniture at Potter Barn for Kids. 

I encountered children once in a children's furniture section at a regular Pottery Barn. Does that count?

[Valmy]

Neither of you have truly tasted the depths until you have beed dragged to look at vastly expensive kid's bedroom furniture at Potter Barn for Kids. 

God.

The very idea of buying really expensive children's stuff makes me feel a bit ill.  Kids should be happy with crappy hand me down shit.  I mean they do not care about that stuff, talk about buying pearls for swine.

[Malthus]

Neither of you have truly tasted the depths until you have beed dragged to look at vastly expensive kid's bedroom furniture at Potter Barn for Kids. 

I encountered children once in a children's furniture section at a regular Pottery Barn. Does that count?

No, you have to be publicly arguing with your partner about whether the little blue airplanes and trucks on the crib sheet set are too masculine for your newborn. 

[DisturbedPervert]

I have a college friend who likes hanging out with guys but she doesn't want to go on dates/have a relationship right now. She always hopes that guys asking her for coffee just want to be friends.

She should probably just get cats. 

[Grey Fox]

Neither of you have truly tasted the depths until you have beed dragged to look at vastly expensive kid's bedroom furniture at Potter Barn for Kids. 

God.

The very idea of buying really expensive children's stuff makes me feel a bit ill.  Kids should be happy with crappy hand me down shit.  I mean they do not care about that stuff, talk about buying pearls for swine.

Well, kids don't but your wife will.

[Malthus]

Neither of you have truly tasted the depths until you have beed dragged to look at vastly expensive kid's bedroom furniture at Potter Barn for Kids. 

God.

The very idea of buying really expensive children's stuff makes me feel a bit ill.  Kids should be happy with crappy hand me down shit.  I mean they do not care about that stuff, talk about buying pearls for swine.

Kids don't care, or at least most little boys don't care. My niece is more particular about that sort of thing.

Few parents are capable of actually not caring though.  The internal pressure to get "the best" for your kid is unrelenting, however illogical.

[garbon]

No, you have to be publicly arguing with your partner about whether the little blue airplanes and trucks on the crib sheet set are too masculine for your newborn. 

[Malthus]

No, you have to be publicly arguing with your partner about whether the little blue airplanes and trucks on the crib sheet set are too masculine for your newborn. 

At last, stare into the abyss created by the search for legitimacy. 

[garbon]

Anyway, how gay is that? We've moved from leering at girls to chatting about furniture.

[garbon]

At last, stare into the abyss created by the search for legitimacy. 

I'll always be illegitimate. I am unworthy.

[Malthus]

Anyway, how gay is that? We've moved from leering at girls to chatting about furniture.

More like the ways in which the one inevitably leads to the other.   

[crazy canuck]

Anyway, how gay is that? We've moved from leering at girls to chatting about furniture.

You are a thread turner.