Do You Prefer to Get Head or to Give Head?

Started by Martinus, September 19, 2009, 12:36:16 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

DGuller

Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
Dorsey4Guller wants to suck POTUS cock
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.

Caliga

0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Caliga

Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2009, 02:23:46 PM
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.
He's the emotion you would feel: FAGGOTRY.
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

The Brain

Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2009, 02:23:46 PM
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
Dorsey4Guller wants to suck POTUS cock
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.

It's like an orgasm in your mouth and everyone's invited.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:27:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2009, 02:23:46 PM
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
Dorsey4Guller wants to suck POTUS cock
I've never expressed my desire to do so, I was merely expressing my curiosity as to the emotional effects of doing so.

It's like an orgasm in your mouth and everyone's invited.

The press, anyway. They'd be right on that action.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
I chalk it up to laziness.  Nothing much I can do about that.
:huh: Laziness on your part or hers?  If the former, then stop being lazy.  If the latter... why wouldn't she like being shown how to do it correctly?  Otherwise it's a waste of time.  My first GF didn't know how to do it right till I showed her, but to be fair she was never that great at it even after being instructed.  Perhaps I am a: poor teacher.  :(
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Admiral Yi

Which do you think has a steeper learning curve, sucking dick or eating pussy?

Caliga

Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
Which do you think has a steeper learning curve, sucking dick or eating pussy?
I haven't done both so I'm probably not qualified to opine.  Buddha? ^_^
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Valmy

Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:29:56 PM
:huh: Laziness on your part or hers?

On her part but frankly I wouldn't have the foggiest about how to show somebody to do something correctly when I have no idea what it is supposed to feel like to be done well or do it myself obviously.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:38:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:29:56 PM
:huh: Laziness on your part or hers?

On her part but frankly I wouldn't have the foggiest about how to show somebody to do something correctly when I have no idea what it is supposed to feel like to be done well or do it myself obviously.

Teeth = doing it wrong.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:20:45 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 21, 2009, 01:56:44 PM
"Glory hole" is a way (generally) guys give each other head anonymously, through a hole cut into a partition (for example, toilet stalls).

Wow I learn something new everyday!

I guess you must have missed the George Michael reference then.  :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Women need to be trained how to do it correctly, bro.

I chalk it up to laziness.  Nothing much I can do about that.

:lol:
:p

BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Caliga on September 21, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
Which do you think has a steeper learning curve, sucking dick or eating pussy?
I haven't done both so I'm probably not qualified to opine.  Buddha? ^_^

neither are as easy as you might think from seeing porn oral. but I'd say men are easier to please that way than the women I've gone down on, but then the gals I've slept with have often been of the really crazy variety, so my sample maybe askew.

Gals are much better teachers though if you need assistance. Guys just hold your head down or talk to you in a degrading/"sexy" manner.
:p

garbon

Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 21, 2009, 09:57:28 PM
Guys just hold your head down or talk to you in a degrading/"sexy" manner.

Makes sense. If you don't know what you are doing, I don't want your teeth near there.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.