Do You Prefer to Get Head or to Give Head?

Started by Martinus, September 19, 2009, 12:36:16 PM

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The Brain

#30
September 19, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head.  :menace:

I have a beautifully shaped cock, pretty thick, straight.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#31
September 19, 2009, 06:08:46 PM
Quote from: Viking on September 19, 2009, 05:49:14 PM
I'll permit merithyn and brazen an expemtion ... but not faux fems like you.

I'm shocked.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Agelastus

#32
September 19, 2009, 06:30:22 PM
Yes today is "stupid thread day".

And Martinus declared it, not Tim...

Besides, you've all been bloody quiet on the posting side for the last three hours - is everyone in Europe out at the local nightclub or pub or something?
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Martinus

#33
September 20, 2009, 02:00:25 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2009, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head.  :menace:

Yeah, it is great when it is big and is choking you...:blink:
Perhaps your mouth is too small.

Martinus

#34
September 20, 2009, 02:00:56 AM
Quote from: The Brain on September 19, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 19, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
Personally, I'd say it depends, but if a guy has a nice cock (not crooked, small or thin), I prefer to give head.  :menace:

I have a beautifully shaped cock, pretty thick, straight.

Let's do a Languish meatmeet.

garbon

#35
September 20, 2009, 02:08:34 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 20, 2009, 02:00:25 AM
Perhaps your mouth is too small.

I do have a small mouth. One of my many endearing qualities.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

#36
September 20, 2009, 08:39:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 19, 2009, 04:26:33 PM
Yeah, it is great when it is big and is choking you...:blink:
Sorry about that.

garbon

#37
September 20, 2009, 08:51:21 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 20, 2009, 08:39:31 PM
Sorry about that.

That certainly wasn't you, Mr. Pencil.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#38
September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 19, 2009, 12:54:04 PM
Don't like getting head?  Does not compute :blink:

Everytime a woman has ever tried it has sucked...so to speak.   I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.

I don't mind giving it up though.  I like to think she had a good time.  Increases my chances for next time.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#39
September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.

Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#40
September 21, 2009, 12:26:39 AM
Valmy wants your sex.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

BuddhaRhubarb

#41
September 21, 2009, 12:29:35 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 20, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
I just gave up on it I just go for the glory hole.

Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.

beat me to it.

myself? I'm a giver, but I don't mind getting some, if it's done well.
:p

Valmy

#42
September 21, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.

I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Senator Craig.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

BuddhaRhubarb

#43
September 21, 2009, 12:34:27 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 21, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 20, 2009, 10:55:58 PM
Seems like these two sentences are contradictory...Senator Craig.

I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Senator Craig.

for teh gays "glory hole" (like the esteemed senator)  has a whole other meaning
:p

Valmy

#44
September 21, 2009, 12:36:42 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on September 21, 2009, 12:34:27 PM
for teh gays "glory hole" (like the esteemed senator)  has a whole other meaning

Oh sorry.  Not down on the lingo.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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