Tennis or: How the Americans Learned to Love Wozniacki

Started by Liep, September 08, 2009, 04:03:44 AM

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Quote from: Liep on September 08, 2009, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
Damn it!
Just found out that Romanian lass is having the chop :(
She's really ruining her career doing this. She's sacrificing making millions on the off chance she might be one of the best tennis players in the world.

I doubt she could make millions on having oversized breasts.
Just look at Kournikova.
Moderatly attractive, probally wouldn't have gotten anywhere if not for playing tennis on the side. But she did and tennis became very much a secondary money spinner for her.
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Liep

Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 10:26:42 AM

Just look at Kournikova.
Moderatly attractive, probally wouldn't have gotten anywhere if not for playing tennis on the side. But she did and tennis became very much a secondary money spinner for her.

But she was attractive, the other one just have big tits. Huge difference when talking sponsor money with Adidas.
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Quote from: Strix on September 08, 2009, 09:01:53 AM
Quote from: Warspite on September 08, 2009, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: Strix on September 08, 2009, 08:46:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:09:00 AM
You know. If women's football made it obligatory for players to wear miniskirts they'd probally gain quite a bit in popularity... :shifty:
Women's rugby of course should NOT do that.

Meh do guys actually watch women's tennis?  Usually we just google pictures of the players.

If you don't watch it than you miss out on all the porn grunting and groaning that goes on.

But it's so boring  :bleeding:

Yes, yes it is, but the grunting and groaning and HOTT women allow me to watch 30 seconds of Women's Tennis a year which is 30 seconds more than the Men's Tennis.  :lol:
You'd love womens curling.
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Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Quote from: Liep on September 08, 2009, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
Damn it!
Just found out that Romanian lass is having the chop :(
She's really ruining her career doing this. She's sacrificing making millions on the off chance she might be one of the best tennis players in the world.

I doubt she could make millions on having oversized breasts.
Just look at Kournikova.
Moderatly attractive, probally wouldn't have gotten anywhere if not for playing tennis on the side. But she did and tennis became very much a secondary money spinner for her.
Moderately? :yeahright:
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Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 08, 2009, 02:34:20 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Quote from: Liep on September 08, 2009, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
Damn it!
Just found out that Romanian lass is having the chop :(
She's really ruining her career doing this. She's sacrificing making millions on the off chance she might be one of the best tennis players in the world.

I doubt she could make millions on having oversized breasts.
Just look at Kournikova.
Moderatly attractive, probally wouldn't have gotten anywhere if not for playing tennis on the side. But she did and tennis became very much a secondary money spinner for her.
Moderately? :yeahright:
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Quote from: HVC on September 08, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
You'd love womens curling.

That's more of a barking/chirping noise.

I guess some might be into that.

HVC

Quote from: Tonitrus on September 08, 2009, 11:16:58 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 08, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
You'd love womens curling.

That's more of a barking/chirping noise.

I guess some might be into that.
i'm thinking more the "hurry hard" and faster" commands. It's liek being in bed with an angry domineering woman :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Eddie Teach

In honor of this thread, I googled Wozniacki breasts.





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Quote from: HVC on September 09, 2009, 12:41:52 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 08, 2009, 11:16:58 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 08, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
You'd love womens curling.

That's more of a barking/chirping noise.

I guess some might be into that.
i'm thinking more the "hurry hard" and faster" commands. It's liek being in bed with an angry domineering woman :lol:

It never sounds very clear on television.  I just hear "barking".  :D

Josquius

Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 08, 2009, 02:34:20 PM
Moderately? :yeahright:
Yep.
Above my real world standard of course by quite some way but there's a mountain of equally hot girls out there. She's nought special.

Wasn't this Romanian girl alright looking too anyway?
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Liep

So, Wozniacki vs. Wickmayer at 20:00 this evening. Will Denmark go more tennis nuts if she wins, than we went curling nuts after winning a few times in that sport?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Liep

And she's on to the final against Clijsters. Another sport we don't suck at! Go above-water-sports/handball/TENNIS!
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk