Tennis or: How the Americans Learned to Love Wozniacki

Started by Liep, September 08, 2009, 04:03:44 AM

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Liep

Right, so I'll properly get a lot of bad reactions to making an entire thread dedicated to this wonderful sport. But nevertheless I thought it was now OK. The reason for this? Wozniacki is now googled more times than Obama in the nation under God.

Sure.. her name might be coupled with search terms such as: breasts and hot pics, but still I think it proves a point. Namely that we need a thread to show pictures of Wozniacki.



Another reason for this thread is that she's now in the quarter final for the first time in a grand slam tournament, going head to head against a 17 year old American this wednesday. :cool:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

The Larch

If people wanted to oogle tennis chicks with big boobies they'd be going after the Romanian one that created an internet backlash when she announced she'd get breast reduction.  :lol:

Liep

Quote from: The Larch on September 08, 2009, 04:18:04 AM
If people wanted to oogle tennis chicks with big boobies they'd be going after the Romanian one that created an internet backlash when she announced she'd get breast reduction.  :lol:

There's a reasonable size for everything.
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"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

DisturbedPervert

Who?

What we really need is a thread about Blue Ridge Log Cabins. 

Caliga

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Josquius

You know. If women's football made it obligatory for players to wear miniskirts they'd probally gain quite a bit in popularity... :shifty:
Women's rugby of course should NOT do that.
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sbr

Quote from: The Larch on September 08, 2009, 04:18:04 AM
If people wanted to oogle tennis chicks with big boobies they'd be going after the Romanian one that created an internet backlash when she announced she'd get breast reduction.  :lol:


Valmy

Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:09:00 AM
You know. If women's football made it obligatory for players to wear miniskirts they'd probally gain quite a bit in popularity... :shifty:
Women's rugby of course should NOT do that.

Meh do guys actually watch women's tennis?  Usually we just google pictures of the players.
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Strix

Quote from: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:09:00 AM
You know. If women's football made it obligatory for players to wear miniskirts they'd probally gain quite a bit in popularity... :shifty:
Women's rugby of course should NOT do that.

Meh do guys actually watch women's tennis?  Usually we just google pictures of the players.

If you don't watch it than you miss out on all the porn grunting and groaning that goes on.
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Josquius

Damn it!
Just found out that Romanian lass is having the chop :(
She's really ruining her career doing this. She's sacrificing making millions on the off chance she might be one of the best tennis players in the world.
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Warspite

Quote from: Strix on September 08, 2009, 08:46:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:09:00 AM
You know. If women's football made it obligatory for players to wear miniskirts they'd probally gain quite a bit in popularity... :shifty:
Women's rugby of course should NOT do that.

Meh do guys actually watch women's tennis?  Usually we just google pictures of the players.

If you don't watch it than you miss out on all the porn grunting and groaning that goes on.

But it's so boring  :bleeding:
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Strix

Quote from: Warspite on September 08, 2009, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: Strix on September 08, 2009, 08:46:45 AM
Quote from: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:09:00 AM
You know. If women's football made it obligatory for players to wear miniskirts they'd probally gain quite a bit in popularity... :shifty:
Women's rugby of course should NOT do that.

Meh do guys actually watch women's tennis?  Usually we just google pictures of the players.

If you don't watch it than you miss out on all the porn grunting and groaning that goes on.

But it's so boring  :bleeding:

Yes, yes it is, but the grunting and groaning and HOTT women allow me to watch 30 seconds of Women's Tennis a year which is 30 seconds more than the Men's Tennis.  :lol:
"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." - Margaret Thatcher

Liep

Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
Damn it!
Just found out that Romanian lass is having the chop :(
She's really ruining her career doing this. She's sacrificing making millions on the off chance she might be one of the best tennis players in the world.

I doubt she could make millions on having oversized breasts.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

The Larch

Quote from: Liep on September 08, 2009, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
Damn it!
Just found out that Romanian lass is having the chop :(
She's really ruining her career doing this. She's sacrificing making millions on the off chance she might be one of the best tennis players in the world.

I doubt she could make millions on having oversized breasts.

Hundreds of British page 3 models dissagree.

Liep

Quote from: The Larch on September 08, 2009, 10:04:44 AM

Hundreds of British page 3 models dissagree.

I'm not sure what page 3 models are, but if they're anything like our page 9 models they get nomore than a few hundred pounds. Nor should they. :x
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk