Do you have a criminal record?

[PDH]

Other than that little incident in Asia Minor when trying to round up Mithridates, my record is clean.

[Martinus]

Cops actualyl stop you for Jaywalking in Poland?

We live in a police state.

[Ed Anger]

Other than that little incident in Asia Minor when trying to round up Mithridates, my record is clean.

[Eddie Teach]

If you did that to my lawn, I'd track you down and thrash you.

You have to take a number, the Muad'dib has dibs.

[MadImmortalMan]

I also once shredded a guy's lawn with my car, but I never got caught. It was also during a blizzard so I would have just said I slid off the road. No record.

[Admiral Yi]

3 parking tickets, no speeding tickets, no drunk driving.  Failure to register my car, paid a fine.  Canuck border guards sniffed out my bag of weed, strip searched me and told me to to leave and not come back to Canada for a while.  Pensacola part time cop spotted a smoking roach in our parked car as we were walking away; frisked us, wrote our names down, told us not to get in any trouble that night.

[Maximus]

I got a speeding ticket in 2001.

same.

[DisturbedPervert]

I have a Minor in Possession of Alcohol.  From when I was 20 and a cop demanded to look in to the paper bag I was carrying that contained 2 beers.  Ended up paying $200 for that.  Fucking bullshit.

[Jacob]

Canuck border guards sniffed out my bag of weed, strip searched me and told me to to leave and not come back to Canada for a while. 

That must have been a while ago.  I can't imagine them responding like that this last decade or so.

[DGuller]

I have a Minor in Possession of Alcohol.  From when I was 20 and a cop demanded to look in to the paper bag I was carrying that contained 2 beers.  Ended up paying $200 for that.  Fucking bullshit.

If that were me, I'd be more pissed off about being labeled a minor when I was 20, rather than getting a record and a fine.  Some things about US are just pathetic.

[DontSayBanana]

Let's just say I'm not terribly eager to get a car again.

- Unsafe operation of a vehicle (reduced charge from speeding), in September 2005
- No-point violation because an accident where I was "at fault" wasn't "my fault", January 2006
- License suspended for a year, big fine, for driving uninsured when I had an accident in November 2007 which totalled my car anyway.
- The day after said accident, I was in court about an hour from here for a speeding ticket. I had to take it because in NJ, if you accrue 3 no-point violations in 5 years, you get 4 points added onto your license. I figured I'd just have to eat the 2 points, even though they offered to downgrade the ticket.

[Eddie Teach]

You use in some of the oddest places.

[DontSayBanana]

You use in some of the oddest places.

That goes back to a thread we had on the old forum about how you incorporate smileys into grammar (I believe it was one of sask's threads). Basically, it was the fact that I totalled my car, got myself in a crapload of trouble, and was in court the next day for a totally unrelated ticket. That kinda looked bad. Editing for clarity now.

[Siege]

No. Nothing at all.
I am a model citizen.

[Admiral Yi]

That must have been a while ago.  I can't imagine them responding like that this last decade or so.

How do you imagine them responding now?