Do you have a criminal record?

[Barrister]

Yeah.

Silly story.

I was present when someone that is not me but a close acquaintance was spraying water-soluble black hair spray on a wall.

Apparently said proximity, and the fact that I took pictures of the event (which I planned to use to let him know how fucking retarded he'd been on the sauce) meant I was an accessory.

Oh yeah, never heard that one before.

[Slargos]

Yeah.

Silly story.

I was present when someone that is not me but a close acquaintance was spraying water-soluble black hair spray on a wall.

Apparently said proximity, and the fact that I took pictures of the event (which I planned to use to let him know how fucking retarded he'd been on the sauce) meant I was an accessory.

Oh yeah, never heard that one before.

I swear to fucking god.

We were both drunk as all fuck, and I should probably have taken control of the situation and simply grabbed the can out his hand, but for some reason I found documenting it more appropriate.

He got to spend the night in the slammer and was given an on-the-spot fine of $1000, but I was only fined 6 months later when they realized he wouldn't be paying up.

[Josquius]

Been in bother with the law but never got as far as court let alone being prosecuted.

[The Brain]

Of course I don't have a criminal record.

[Ed Anger]

What did you do?

I cut across somebody's lawn in an attempt to escape traffic(there was a train stopped in the middle of the road and had been for a while.)

If you did that to my lawn, I'd track you down and thrash you.

[Ed Anger]

As for the question: no.

[viper37]

I was just thinking about that (based on a conversation I had with someone in the office).

I've never even gotten a speeding or parking ticket, personally.

Speeding or parking ticket I got, but that doesn't give you a criminal record, unless maybe you don't pay the fine?

Anyway, no criminal record.

[Caliga]

Speeding or parking ticket I got, but that doesn't give you a criminal record, unless maybe you don't pay the fine?

[Tonitrus]

I put "No".

Never ever really been pulled over for traffic infractions, except once, and that was on a military base (thus, no fine/court involved), and was total bullshit on the part of the SP.  Air Force cops are probably the biggest criminals in the Air Force anyway.

[jimmy olsen]

Cited for causing an accident, which I believe is a misdemeanor in NC.

[Martinus]

No criminal record.

I was caught by two cute young cops when jaywalking once, but I cajoled, whined and made up excuses long enough they let me go with a warning.

Pity it didn't go like in all those porn movies.

[Strix]

Just some speeding tickets (and a red light) in the past.

While women cannot resist the smell of "Ode Felonious" I preferred having a career, family, and life to a criminal record.

[Sahib]

I got a ticket for jaywalking in front of a police car.
I was: absent-minded 

[Razgovory]

I got a speeding ticket in 2001.

[HVC]

Cops actualyl stop you for Jaywalking in Poland?

No criminal record here.