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Started by jimmy olsen, August 10, 2009, 01:02:53 PM

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garbon

#75
August 11, 2009, 05:48:16 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 11, 2009, 05:45:43 PM
Do they have a fanfic section? I bet it's filled with sparkly vampire stories.

I wonder what is more of a turn on: body glitter or a bedazzled body?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#76
August 11, 2009, 05:48:43 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 11, 2009, 05:43:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 11, 2009, 05:37:50 PM
Leviticus 20:10     If a man commits adultery with another man's wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.

Ephesians 5:22-24     Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Turned on yet?

I also love to butter her up with 1 Timothy 2:11-13

QuoteLet the woman remain in silence with all subjection.

I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

Hear the word of the Lord.  Praise be to God.

They should. :whistle:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#77
August 11, 2009, 05:49:13 PM
I love the fact that the Fundies demand we take everything literally...except the song of songs which is symbolic!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#78
August 11, 2009, 05:49:50 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 11, 2009, 05:47:06 PM
They stick that stuff in the celebrity or nonhuman sections.

Tim knows!  They also have sci fi and fantasy...lotsa orcs raping elves and stuff like that.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#79
August 11, 2009, 05:52:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 11, 2009, 05:49:13 PM
I love the fact that the Fundies demand we take everything literally...except the song of songs which is symbolic!

I should hope she didn't have a wheat belly and ivory neck.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#80
August 11, 2009, 05:54:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 11, 2009, 05:52:23 PM
I should hope she didn't have a wheat belly and ivory neck.

It is the inerrant word of God!  If the Bible says she had a tower of Lebanon on her face it must have been so!

I meant it is supposed to symbolize God's love for Israel (and if you are Catholic his love for the Church).
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ideologue

#81
August 11, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 11, 2009, 05:32:20 PM
I've been thinking about this. While seeing the act of copulation may arouse my genitalia (and yes, I can feel it), without knowing the situation that led to the act of sex, I'm not really turned on enough to want sex. It's the story behind the sex that turns me on most often.

Two or more people wanted to fuck.  They did.  The end.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

merithyn

#82
August 11, 2009, 09:14:33 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 11, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Two or more people wanted to fuck.  They did.  The end.

<_<

Penthouse Letters material, it ain't. :contract:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

garbon

#83
August 11, 2009, 09:39:22 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 11, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Two or more people wanted to fuck.  They did.  The end.

Poor Korea.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

#84
August 11, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 11, 2009, 09:39:22 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 11, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Two or more people wanted to fuck.  They did.  The end.

Poor Korea.

I bet the stories behind your buttfuckery are timeless tales of tender romance.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Berkut

#85
August 11, 2009, 10:59:09 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 11, 2009, 05:33:33 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 11, 2009, 05:32:20 PM
I've been thinking about this. While seeing the act of copulation may arouse my genitalia (and yes, I can feel it), without knowing the situation that led to the act of sex, I'm not really turned on enough to want sex. It's the story behind the sex that turns me on most often.

Maybe I should start reading to my wife before bed.

Me and the wife used to read the Anne Rice Sleeping Beauty books to each other.

Which, in retrospect, was really rather amazing, considering my wife.
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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garbon

#86
August 11, 2009, 11:23:10 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 11, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
I bet the stories behind your buttfuckery are timeless tales of tender romance.

Stories don't have to be romantic. :mellow:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

ulmont

#87
August 12, 2009, 08:01:03 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 11, 2009, 10:59:09 PM
Me and the wife used to read the Anne Rice Sleeping Beauty books to each other.

The Anne Rice Sleeping Beauty books? :x
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/beauty.htm

Ed Anger

#88
August 12, 2009, 08:02:44 AM
I read jack chick tracts.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Malthus

#89
August 12, 2009, 08:35:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 11, 2009, 09:39:22 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 11, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Two or more people wanted to fuck.  They did.  The end.

Poor Korea.

In her case, "the end" is a facefull of goo.  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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