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Started by jimmy olsen, August 10, 2009, 01:02:53 PM

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Malthus

#90
August 12, 2009, 08:35:31 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 11, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 11, 2009, 09:39:22 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on August 11, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Two or more people wanted to fuck.  They did.  The end.

Poor Korea.

I bet the stories behind your buttfuckery are timeless tales of tender romance.

:lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#91
August 12, 2009, 08:36:06 AM
Quote from: swallow on August 11, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
Women do not want Bonobos.  OK?

The probe says otherwise.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Berkut

#92
August 12, 2009, 08:43:11 AM
Quote from: ulmont on August 12, 2009, 08:01:03 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 11, 2009, 10:59:09 PM
Me and the wife used to read the Anne Rice Sleeping Beauty books to each other.

The Anne Rice Sleeping Beauty books? :x
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/beauty.htm

Sure, he hated them, but he went back and read them twice. Uh-huh.

The first one was pretty fun, the second marginally so, and the third we never finished - like the reviewers said, it is pretty much all homo sex, which isn't really much of a turn on. Goes from being naughty erotic to just plain bizarre.
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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Ed Anger

#93
August 12, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
I re-read Battlefield Earth.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#94
August 12, 2009, 08:48:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
I re-read Battlefield Earth.

Dear Hod man...why?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Berkut

#95
August 12, 2009, 08:48:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
I re-read Battlefield Earth.

Good of you to come up with a book that can make anything Rice produces look like Shakespeare.
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Valmy

#96
August 12, 2009, 08:48:50 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 12, 2009, 08:43:11 AM
Sure, he hated them, but he went back and read them twice. Uh-huh.

Then he bought the book on tape and so he could listen to it every night before bed just to be reminded how much it sucked.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#97
August 12, 2009, 08:49:36 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 12, 2009, 08:48:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
I re-read Battlefield Earth.

Dear Hod man...why?

It was actually assigned in school by a fruitloop of a teacher. Yes, I had to write a report on it.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#98
August 12, 2009, 08:50:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:49:36 AM
It was actually assigned in school by a fruitloop of a teacher. Yes, I had to write a report on it.

Was the next book you were assigned Dianetics?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

ulmont

#99
August 12, 2009, 08:53:53 AM
Quote from: Berkut on August 12, 2009, 08:48:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
I re-read Battlefield Earth.

Good of you to come up with a book that can make anything Rice produces look like Shakespeare.

Meh.  I enjoyed Battlefield Earth, hated Tale of the Body Thief and Memnoch the Devil.

Ed Anger

#100
August 12, 2009, 08:54:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 12, 2009, 08:50:37 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:49:36 AM
It was actually assigned in school by a fruitloop of a teacher. Yes, I had to write a report on it.

Was the next book you were assigned Dianetics?

:lol:

Nah, that was senior year. My brain remains Scientology and Xenu free.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#101
August 12, 2009, 08:54:04 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:49:36 AM
It was actually assigned in school by a fruitloop of a teacher. Yes, I had to write a report on it.

My Battlefield Earth Book Report
Ed Anger
Mrs. Slugworth's Reading Class, 5th Grade
August 12, 1988

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Ed Anger

#102
August 12, 2009, 08:55:48 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 12, 2009, 08:54:04 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 12, 2009, 08:49:36 AM
It was actually assigned in school by a fruitloop of a teacher. Yes, I had to write a report on it.

My Battlefield Earth Book Report
Ed Anger
Mrs. Slugworth's Reading Class, 5th Grade
August 12, 1988

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FIN

:lol:

I learned very quickly to parrot the teacher's feelings on a book or subject. I kept my head down and kept myself in full ass kissing mode.

Don't rock the boat.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#103
August 12, 2009, 08:57:05 AM
That's a good policy.  For some reason most teachers are terribly insecure and need constant validation.
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Ed Anger

#104
August 12, 2009, 08:59:39 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 12, 2009, 08:57:05 AM
That's a good policy.  For some reason most teachers are terribly insecure and need constant validation.

Just like the Economics classes I took back in the spring, I mirrored some of the professor's goofy libertarianism. Sure it was mostly bunk, but I wanted my damn degree.
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