What Do Women Want?

[Valmy]

I don't.

Wow maybe you are a woman

[garbon]

It's the story behind the sex that turns me on most often.

I am a woman.

[Ed Anger]

I've been thinking about this. While seeing the act of copulation may arouse my genitalia (and yes, I can feel it), without knowing the situation that led to the act of sex, I'm not really turned on enough to want sex. It's the story behind the sex that turns me on most often.

Maybe I should start reading to my wife before bed.

Leviticus 20:10     If a man commits adultery with another man's wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.

Ephesians 5:22-24     Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Turned on yet?

[Valmy]

Why write stories about that? I live it. 

Write what you know!

[merithyn]

That just means you have lots of inspiration, and IIRC you like to write.

You my dear have both the means and the motive.

I admit that I have posted one story on Literotica, but it wasn't about that. I'd link it, but I don't remember what the title was, nor what name I posted it under. 

IIRC, several Languishites have read it, though. I think the link was posted ages ago in TBR.

[Valmy]

I admit that I have posted one story on Literotica, but it wasn't about that. I'd link it, but I don't remember what the title was, nor what name I posted it under. 

IIRC, several Languishites have read it, though. I think the link was posted ages ago in TBR.

I remember it but I didn't save it sorry.

[Ed Anger]

I admit that I have posted one story on Literotica, but it wasn't about that. I'd link it, but I don't remember what the title was, nor what name I posted it under. 

IIRC, several Languishites have read it, though. I think the link was posted ages ago in TBR.

I remember it but I didn't save it sorry.

DGuller made a .pdf of it.

[garbon]

DGuller made a .pdf of it.

I don't think he has ever been allowed back there.

[jimmy olsen]

That just means you have lots of inspiration, and IIRC you like to write.

You my dear have both the means and the motive.

I admit that I have posted one story on Literotica, but it wasn't about that. I'd link it, but I don't remember what the title was, nor what name I posted it under. 

IIRC, several Languishites have read it, though. I think the link was posted ages ago in TBR.

If you remember what it was about, character's names or some specific detail you should be able to search for it and find it pretty easily.

[Ed Anger]

DGuller made a .pdf of it.

I don't think he has ever been allowed back there.

It does ruin the joke, doesn't it? 

[Valmy]

Leviticus 20:10     If a man commits adultery with another man's wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.

Ephesians 5:22-24     Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Turned on yet?

I also love to butter her up with 1 Timothy 2:11-13

Let the woman remain in silence with all subjection.

I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

Hear the word of the Lord.  Praise be to God.

[DGuller]

I hope someone pdf'ed the Anne Frank fanfic.  It would be a great shame for that masterpiece to be forever lost.

[MadImmortalMan]

Sites like Literotica

Do they have a fanfic section? I bet it's filled with sparkly vampire stories.

[garbon]

How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter!
           
The joints of thy thighs are like jewels,
the work of the hands of a cunning workman.
2    Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor:
           
thy belly is like a heap of wheat set about with lilies.
3    Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.
4    Thy neck is as a tower of ivory;
           
thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon,
by the gate of Bath–rab'bim:
thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon
which looketh toward Damascus.
5    Thine head upon thee is like Carmel,
           
and the hair of thine head like purple;
the King is held in the galleries.
6    How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!
7    This thy stature is like to a palm tree,
           
and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.
8    I said, I will go up to the palm tree,
           
I will take hold of the boughs thereof:
now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine,
and the smell of thy nose like apples;
9    and the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved,
           
that goeth down sweetly,
causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.
10    I am my beloved's,
           
and his desire is toward me.
11    Come, my beloved,
           
let us go forth into the field;
let us lodge in the villages.
12    Let us get up early to the vineyards;
           
let us see if the vine flourish,
whether the tender grape appear,
and the pomegranates bud forth:
there will I give thee my loves.
13    The mandrakes give a smell,
           
and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old,
which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved.

[jimmy olsen]

Sites like Literotica

Do they have a fanfic section? I bet it's filled with sparkly vampire stories.

They stick that stuff in the celebrity or nonhuman sections.