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Started by jimmy olsen, August 10, 2009, 01:02:53 PM

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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2009, 02:44:10 PM
Could it be that women found the plastic probe inside their vaginas to be arousing in itself?
That would easy to test for and find out.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

merithyn

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

garbon

Quote from: Valmy on August 11, 2009, 08:15:48 AM
Female sexuality is definitely more of a mental thing.  That is why they cover the internet with millions of disturbingly perverse sex stories.

As an example: nifty.org

Am I woman? :o :Embarrass:

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: swallow on August 11, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
Women do not want Bonobos.  OK?

So I should send the costume back?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

Quote from: garbon on August 11, 2009, 05:28:49 PM
As an example: nifty.org

Am I woman? :o :Embarrass:



Hey we like it to we just tend to prefer more visual stimulation.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

merithyn

I've been thinking about this. While seeing the act of copulation may arouse my genitalia (and yes, I can feel it), without knowing the situation that led to the act of sex, I'm not really turned on enough to want sex. It's the story behind the sex that turns me on most often.

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Valmy

Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 11, 2009, 05:31:37 PM
You totally post stories of older women seducing younger men don't you...

in MMORPGs....they can get pretty steamy.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

swallow

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 11, 2009, 05:29:04 PM
Quote from: swallow on August 11, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
Women do not want Bonobos.  OK?

So I should send the costume back?
Are you already petit range, hairy and obsessed with sex?  :perv:

Valmy

Quote from: merithyn on August 11, 2009, 05:32:20 PM
I've been thinking about this. While seeing the act of copulation may arouse my genitalia (and yes, I can feel it), without knowing the situation that led to the act of sex, I'm not really turned on enough to want sex. It's the story behind the sex that turns me on most often.

Maybe I should start reading to my wife before bed.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

merithyn

Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 11, 2009, 05:31:37 PM
You totally post stories of older women seducing younger men don't you.

Why write stories about that? I live it.  ;)
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

DGuller

Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 11, 2009, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2009, 02:44:10 PM
Could it be that women found the plastic probe inside their vaginas to be arousing in itself?
That would easy to test for and find out.
Ok.  I'll be in charge of the plastic probes, you'll be in charge of not arousing the women.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: merithyn on August 11, 2009, 05:33:47 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 11, 2009, 05:31:37 PM
You totally post stories of older women seducing younger men don't you.

Why write stories about that? I live it.  ;)
That just means you have lots of inspiration, and IIRC you like to write.

You my dear have both the means and the motive.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

garbon

Quote from: Valmy on August 11, 2009, 05:31:01 PM
Hey we like it to we just tend to prefer more visual stimulation.

I don't. :blush:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.