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Started by Admiral Yi, July 22, 2009, 03:15:40 PM

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Jos Theelen

A system for calculating slopes and surfaces with very small numbers?

Habbaku

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Viking

Nope, nope and nope.

Leibnitz called it calculus after he independently invented it.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Eddie Teach

:frusty:

I'm sure this was mentioned in the Baroque Cycle but I can't remember it.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Viking

it was neither pythagorean super numbers nor :frusty:

Hint: the root word is synonymous with change and flow
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Kleves

My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

Viking

nope, and you're just taking the piss
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Viking

Quote from: Malthus on September 09, 2009, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: Viking on September 09, 2009, 07:32:35 AM
Newton invented Calculus, but what did he call it?

Fluctions?

You win!!!

He called it fluctions when he invented it and KEPT IT SECRET SO NOBODY ELSE COULD GET ANY GOOD IDEAS USING IT. When he found out Leibnitz had invented it as well he huffed and puffed and published.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Alatriste

Quote from: Viking on September 09, 2009, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 09, 2009, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: Viking on September 09, 2009, 07:32:35 AM
Newton invented Calculus, but what did he call it?

Fluctions?

You win!!!

He called it fluctions when he invented it and KEPT IT SECRET SO NOBODY ELSE COULD GET ANY GOOD IDEAS USING IT. When he found out Leibnitz had invented it as well he huffed and puffed and published.

See, software patents and 'intellectual property' claims were already a source of problems in the 1700s... not to mention inflated egos!  :P


Kleves

A dispute between Russia and France over possession of something that you could hold in your hand led to the Crimean War. What was that something?
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

Drakken

Quote from: Kleves on September 11, 2009, 02:29:27 AM
A dispute between Russia and France over possession of something that you could hold in your hand led to the Crimean War. What was that something?

What privileges Orthodox and Catholic churches would have in Palestine?

It's a little too big to allow holding it in your hand.  :lol:

HVC

Keys to a church, can't recall which one.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.