UFOs are real and they're spectacular

[FunkMonk]

The camera footage is amazing 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ufo-military-intelligence-60-minutes-2021-05-16/

We have tackled many strange stories on 60 Minutes, but perhaps none like this. It's the story of the U.S. government's grudging acknowledgment of unidentified aerial phenomena— UAP—more commonly known as UFOs. After decades of public denial the Pentagon now admits there's something out there, and the U.S. Senate wants to know what it is. The intelligence committee has ordered the director of national intelligence and the secretary of defense to deliver a report on the mysterious sightings by next month.

Bill Whitaker: So what you are telling me is that UFOs, unidentified flying objects, are real?

Lue Elizondo: Bill, I think we're beyond that already. The government has already stated for the record that they're real. I'm not telling you that. The United States government is telling you that.

Lue Elizondo: Imagine a technology that can do 6-to-700 g-forces, that can fly at 13,000 miles an hour, that can evade radar and that can fly through air and water and possibly space. And oh, by the way, has no obvious signs of propulsion, no wings, no control surfaces and yet still can defy the natural effects of Earth's gravity. That's precisely what we're seeing. 

Mulder was right all along and we just laughed at him every week for years.

[DGuller]

I always believed that there may be some flying objects out there that people observing them fail to identify.

[HVC]

Anal probes for everyone!

[The Brain]

Yay, objectify aliens.

[HVC]

We do it with people. If anything I'm being egalitarian by including aliens

[Razgovory]

I've seen UFO in the sense I have looked up and saw something in the sky that I could not identify.  It was one of those classic UFO that looked like a silver cigar. I thought it might be a mirage or a hot air balloon.

[Maladict]

Lue Elizondo: Imagine a technology that can do 6-to-700 g-forces, that can fly at 13,000 miles an hour, that can evade radar and that can fly through air and water and possibly space. And oh, by the way, has no obvious signs of propulsion, no wings, no control surfaces and yet still can defy the natural effects of Earth's gravity. That's precisely what we're seeing. 

How does he knows it's a technology? He's hiding something

Mulder was right all along and we just laughed at him every week for years.

If this guy had shown up for the Mulder casting he would have been soundly rejected. Turns out he's the real thing 

[Berkut]

I wonder how people would actually react if anyone actually believed this had any chance of being something extraterrestrial...

[Legbiter]

I wanna believe but it's always these far-off, low-res, shit videos of these UFOs on a planet that's covered in HD cameras.

[Jacob]

They have positively identified UFOs?

[The Brain]

I'm sure the Guardians of the Space Force can use some extra funding. If blurry videos is the price to pay then so be it.

[grumbler]

They have positively identified UFOs?

If they had, they'd just be FOs, wouldn't they?

[Sheilbh]

I wonder how people would actually react if anyone actually believed this had any chance of being something extraterrestrial...

I feel like we'd move on pretty quickly unless there was more detail - because I think we are all terrified by the unknown/unknowable.

[Jacob]

They have positively identified UFOs?

If they had, they'd just be FOs, wouldn't they?

Indeed.

[Berkut]

They have positively identified UFOs?

If they had, they'd just be FOs, wouldn't they?

IFO is the technical term.