Americans can now celebrate Canada the way it's meant to be

Started by viper37, July 03, 2017, 12:06:59 PM

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viper37

July 03, 2017, 12:06:59 PM
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

garbon

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July 03, 2017, 12:32:04 PM
:x
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July 03, 2017, 12:35:25 PM
What the hell is that?
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July 03, 2017, 01:21:53 PM
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viper37

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July 03, 2017, 05:16:48 PM Last Edit: July 03, 2017, 05:18:20 PM by viper37
Quote from: Eddie Teach on July 03, 2017, 01:21:53 PM
Quote from: viper37 on July 03, 2017, 12:06:59 PM
Combine the best of American and Canadian food together

I don't see any burgers, bbq or fried chicken in that pic.  :huh:
fried donuts.  Ain't that Homer's favourite?

Most people I know are thinking the same as Garbon.

I guess "Only in America" really applies here :P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

viper37

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July 03, 2017, 05:17:19 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 03, 2017, 12:35:25 PM
What the hell is that?
as Yi said, a donut poutine.
poutine chips are disgusting, so I can't imagine what that one tastes like.  One of you guys will have to volunteer :P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

CountDeMoney

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July 03, 2017, 06:36:55 PM
The donut is your idea of the "best of American" food? 

And you people wonder why we all fucking hate you.  Or do you, I don't know. 
Nice thing is, in the end you all get to die from the radioactive fallout anyway, so there's your cocksucking sense of superiority for you.

Josephus

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July 03, 2017, 06:56:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 03, 2017, 06:36:55 PM
The donut is your idea of the "best of American" food? 

And you people wonder why we all fucking hate you.  Or do you, I don't know. 
Nice thing is, in the end you all get to die from the radioactive fallout anyway, so there's your cocksucking sense of superiority for you.

Everyone knows it's the corn dog
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viper37

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July 03, 2017, 08:44:17 PM Last Edit: July 03, 2017, 08:45:57 PM by viper37
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 03, 2017, 06:36:55 PM
The donut is your idea of the "best of American" food? 
well, the idea of "best of american food" is completely alien to me.  When people want to eat good in the US, they go to a French or Italian restaurant, so maybe I should have said "least worst" ?  ;)

And since I get to explain everything: Tim Horton's is a Canadian fast food restaurant who owns Burger King as of a few years ago.

Tim Horton is not Canada's best restaurant chain, and I think BK ain't America's best restaurant chain either, even if we're strickly talking of fast food.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

CountDeMoney

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July 03, 2017, 08:55:04 PM
I don't give a shit about Tim Horton's, we all know what it is.  You're just being your usual Canadian asshole self, like the rest of the Canadian assholes here.

viper37

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July 03, 2017, 09:47:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 03, 2017, 08:55:04 PM
I don't give a shit about Tim Horton's, we all know what it is.  You're just being your usual Canadian asshole self, like the rest of the Canadian assholes here.
It used to be we were all Yi, now we're all assholes :(
I won't sleep tonight because of your meanness.   :cry:

Seriously, dude, cut it out.  You're shooting everywhere, just like your President.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

CountDeMoney

#12
July 03, 2017, 09:52:50 PM
Fuck off, asshole.

You have bigger reasons not to sleep tonight in the Era of Trump.



Get that hockey stick and start digging, bitch.

viper37

#13
July 03, 2017, 10:37:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 03, 2017, 09:52:50 PM
Fuck off, asshole.

You have bigger reasons not to sleep tonight in the Era of Trump.



Get that hockey stick and start digging, bitch.
Grumbler assured me multiple times that I was overreacting and nothing bad will happen.  If anything happens, I'll blame him.  If we survive.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

CountDeMoney

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July 03, 2017, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: viper37 on July 03, 2017, 10:37:58 PM
Grumbler assured me multiple times that I was overreacting and nothing bad will happen.  If anything happens, I'll blame him.  If we survive.

grumbler is a Cold War vet, and looks at today's nuclear threat environment from a Cold War prism, where MAD was the governing principle of American policy professionals and Soviet socialist technocrats.  That is no longer the case.
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