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Will Mark Zuckerberg Be Our Next President?

Started by jimmy olsen, January 19, 2017, 10:03:33 AM

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MadImmortalMan

Quote from: Tonitrus on January 19, 2017, 07:09:57 PM
If we're going with an alternate billionaire...I'd go with Howard Schultz.

He'll be free in a few months.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

CountDeMoney

You fucking morons need to STFU already about that sweaty quasi-autistic sociopath Zuckerberg already.  Didn't any of you people learn anything from fakesteve.net? Fuck.

CountDeMoney

And if there's any billionaire fit for the Presidency, it's Hizzoner Bloomberg. 

Phillip V

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 19, 2017, 08:33:31 PM
And if there's any billionaire fit for the Presidency, it's Hizzoner Bloomberg. 

Too old.

CountDeMoney


LaCroix

agree with those saying he's too autistic to win

grumbler

Why would anyone vote for Zuckerberg unless he bought their votes?  If he wants the rube and moron vote, he needs to get his ass on his own TV show.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Phillip V

Quote from: grumbler on January 19, 2017, 09:32:41 PM
Why would anyone vote for Zuckerberg unless he bought their votes?  If he wants the rube and moron vote, he needs to get his ass on his own TV show.

TV is so analog.

Zuckerberg just needs to get his face on everybody's mobile phone and tablet... which he already has the power to do.

DGuller

Quote from: Caliga on January 19, 2017, 10:35:15 AM
I'd never vote for someone younger than say mid-40s personally.
So if it's a 35-year old against Trump, you're just staying home?  :huh:

Archy

Why don't you just abolish the elections like they are now and instead of primaries run a reality show with billionaires in which each week one has to leave the house, voted out by the public in the end the winner becomes president. ;)

grumbler

Quote from: Phillip V on January 19, 2017, 10:18:37 PM
Quote from: grumbler on January 19, 2017, 09:32:41 PM
Why would anyone vote for Zuckerberg unless he bought their votes?  If he wants the rube and moron vote, he needs to get his ass on his own TV show.

TV is so analog.

Zuckerberg just needs to get his face on everybody's mobile phone and tablet... which he already has the power to do.

The kind of people who would vote for Zuckerberg don't spend a lot of time on phones and tablets.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Tamas

In the brave new, PC-ridden world that we are starting today, you won't be able to win the Presidency with a name like "Zuckerberg"

grumbler

The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Eddie Teach

Well, everybody uses phones/tablets. If that's the point of the joke, it's not that funny.  :P
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?