Will Mark Zuckerberg Be Our Next President?

[MadImmortalMan]

If we're going with an alternate billionaire...I'd go with Howard Schultz.

He'll be free in a few months.

[CountDeMoney]

You fucking morons need to STFU already about that sweaty quasi-autistic sociopath Zuckerberg already.  Didn't any of you people learn anything from fakesteve.net? Fuck.

[CountDeMoney]

And if there's any billionaire fit for the Presidency, it's Hizzoner Bloomberg. 

[Phillip V]

And if there's any billionaire fit for the Presidency, it's Hizzoner Bloomberg. 

Too old.

[CountDeMoney]

And if there's any billionaire fit for the Presidency, it's Hizzoner Bloomberg. 

Too old.

Bah.  BAH!

[LaCroix]

agree with those saying he's too autistic to win

[grumbler]

Why would anyone vote for Zuckerberg unless he bought their votes?  If he wants the rube and moron vote, he needs to get his ass on his own TV show.

[Phillip V]

Why would anyone vote for Zuckerberg unless he bought their votes?  If he wants the rube and moron vote, he needs to get his ass on his own TV show.

TV is so analog.

Zuckerberg just needs to get his face on everybody's mobile phone and tablet... which he already has the power to do.

[DGuller]

I'd never vote for someone younger than say mid-40s personally.

So if it's a 35-year old against Trump, you're just staying home? 

[Archy]

Why don't you just abolish the elections like they are now and instead of primaries run a reality show with billionaires in which each week one has to leave the house, voted out by the public in the end the winner becomes president.

[grumbler]

Why would anyone vote for Zuckerberg unless he bought their votes?  If he wants the rube and moron vote, he needs to get his ass on his own TV show.

TV is so analog.

Zuckerberg just needs to get his face on everybody's mobile phone and tablet... which he already has the power to do.

The kind of people who would vote for Zuckerberg don't spend a lot of time on phones and tablets.

[Eddie Teach]

Whoosh?

(Was that a joke?)

[Tamas]

In the brave new, PC-ridden world that we are starting today, you won't be able to win the Presidency with a name like "Zuckerberg"

[grumbler]

Whoosh?

(Was that a joke?)

Whoosh, indeed.

Think about it.

[Eddie Teach]

Well, everybody uses phones/tablets. If that's the point of the joke, it's not that funny.