World War Tweet: The Megaton Thread!

[mongers]

Why not try these Trumpesque musings:

https://mobile.twitter.com/donaeldunready?p=s

Donaeld The Unready
@ donaeldunready
Lichfield

The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own

Donaeld The Unready
@donaeldunready    46m

King Arthur, who I've apparently known for a long time, really great guy and totally in the running to be new best Ally. Helping to #mmga!
   
@donaeldunready    3h
Totally biased Bernie-cian Barding Collective report on Leaky dyke but not massacre by Grendel's Mother (not a looker) at Boston! Total lie!

@donaeldunready    4h
Lame-stream bards asking about location of next Witan. Doesn't matter guys, it's a moot point. Move on losers. No inviting you anyway! #mmga

@donaeldunready    6h
Longship Ban totally necessary until we can find out where the hell all these DANES are coming from! We've got no idea now. Bad dudes! #mmga

@donaeldunready    17h
Totally behind call for a post-Wessex world order. Alfraid the Worst couldn't keep order anyway. Move over West Saxons, it's Mercia time!

@donaeldunready    20h
To all the haters, I've only just started. Mercia has serious problems. I'm going to fix everything. When I'm done everything will be fixed!
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   Donaeld The Unready
@donaeldunready    22h
. @kevinmousley Typical fake chronicle. Bald Aethel (no hair) total loser. Beaten by Cuthred of Wessex! Couldn't keep hair or kingdom! Bad!

@donaeldunready    22h
@richardf @Department_ASNC Total fake chronicle from typical fenny soggy monks in so called kingdom of East Anglia! Sad! #Drainthefens
 
@donaeldunready    22h
Paulanus of Nuttall best bishop of Lichfield EV ER! Should be Saint Paulanus! Bet mainstream bards scribe him out of their chronicles! BAD!

@donaeldunready    22h
Asked twitty monks to increase messages to 280 characters to reflect role as Bretwalda and greatest king ever. They responded in Anglo-Saxon

@donaeldunready    22h
Only chronicles you can trust scribed by @BreitbartChron and great guy Piers ap Moron. Rest of mainstream bards total failing losers. FACT!

@donaeldunready    Feb 18
Self important supposed kingdom Deira says it's Anglish but main vill actually CENTRE FOR VIKINGS! Total front! Time to #buildtheshieldwall twitter.com/JorvikViking/s...

@donaeldunready    Feb 18
Hwicce leaks against Crooked Aethelflaed totally right. Mercians had a right to know. But cowardly hater monks fake leaks bad for Mercia!

[Admiral Yi]

OMG he's not tweeted for 18 hours. :gasp:

Maybe he's getting some?

He has been pretty consistent about leaving the "job" for the weekends.

[CountDeMoney]

OMG he's not tweeted for 18 hours. :gasp:

Maybe he's getting some?

He has been pretty consistent about leaving the "job" for the weekends.

He had his little Nuremberg rally on Saturday, that kept him sated, and there was no Saturday Night Live to enrage him last night.

[Ed Anger]

I still like Dungeons and Donald's for my parody needs.

[PDH]

Ok, Dungeons and Donalds is good.

[grumbler]

President Super villain is also pretty good.  Trump was made for that approach.

[PDH]

Supervillain or Bad DM...not much difference.

[Syt]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 
Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump
HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Last year there were app 50% more murders only in Orlando/Orange in Florida, where Trump spoke the other day, than in all of Sweden. Bad.
— Carl Bildt (@carlbildt) February 20, 2017

[CountDeMoney]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 
Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!

Got to love the dignity and solemnity of the highest office in the land when the President uses language like "NOT!" as if he's a tweenaged girl stuck in a 1992 constant rerun Wayne's World.

What's next, "Shaaa....and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

[Tamas]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 
Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!

Got to love the dignity and solemnity of the highest office in the land when the President uses language like "NOT!" as if he's a tweenaged girl stuck in a 1992 constant rerun Wayne's World.

What's next, "Shaaa....and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

I think dignity is quickly being sent to the obsolete pile along with PC and FAKE NEWS! Get on with it.

[celedhring]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 
Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!

Got to love the dignity and solemnity of the highest office in the land when the President uses language like "NOT!" as if he's a tweenaged girl stuck in a 1992 constant rerun Wayne's World.

What's next, "Shaaa....and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

A sphincter says what?

[Syt]

Donald J. TrumpVerified account‏@realDonaldTrump  7h
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The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad!

[CountDeMoney]

Donald J. TrumpVerified account‏@realDonaldTrump  7h
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The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad!

What an unpleasant human being.

I was watching a bunch of elderly Iowans giving Chuck Grassley a good ol' what-fer over being a dick about the ACA.  Hope some of them read Der Furor's Twitter.

[Syt]

I hear that some Reps refuse to have town halls because they don't want to give a podium to loudmouths and dissenters.

[CountDeMoney]

I hear that some Reps refuse to have town halls because they don't want to give a podium to loudmouths and dissenters.

Yeah, they're not showing up at all.  Mom and Dad drove all the way to Bel Air this afternoon to see their Congressional monkey (Andy Harris, Freedom Caucus, professional assfuck douchebag, R-Md) because they're trapped behind enemy lines and Mom gets agitated when people actively and intentionally attempt to take her baby boy's health care away from him, and he didn't even bother to show for 400 constituents for a planned town hall meeting. 

So they went down the road to a MoveOn.Org meeting at the community college for a #ResistTrump rally.