What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[Sheilbh]

But no, my mailman visits my house directly.  I call him Kenny because he looks like Kenny Rogers.

Does he know that's why you call him Kenny? As you approach him with a gun....

We used to know our postie when we lived in rural Scotland. I don't know if it's still a thing but we also used to tip the postie at Christmas - normally with a bottle of scotch. I feel that's an older people/rural community thing though.

[Caliga]

No, I've never called him that to his face, and no I don't really carry a gun to my mailbox.

[Tonitrus]

No, I've never called him that to his face, and no I don't really carry a gun to my mailbox.

Just a chihuahua. 

[Caliga]

I actually did that this morning.

[viper37]

Damn I am jealous. My neighborhoods have always had those postbox things.

Do you live in an apartment?  I thought you just built a house.

I have lived in a house since 2009 but the USPS delivers my mail to a postbox a block or so away. It has been this way for all three houses I have lived in, all in three different neighborhoods. I like to think it is a scheme to help Americans lose weight.

Edit: They look like this:

we used to have a regular mailbox, but I got tired or repairing it everytime the snowplower drove by.

Now there's a communal mailbox.  On my lawn  In summer, it's not much further than where the old mailbox was.  Winter is a bitch though

[celedhring]

But no, my mailman visits my house directly.  I call him Kenny because he looks like Kenny Rogers.

Does he know that's why you call him Kenny? As you approach him with a gun....

We used to know our postie when we lived in rural Scotland. I don't know if it's still a thing but we also used to tip the postie at Christmas - normally with a bottle of scotch. I feel that's an older people/rural community thing though.

Over here when I was a kid it was a tradition to tip the postman at Christmas too, dunno if still holds in some areas.

[The Brain]

I normally don't tip cows.

[Tonitrus]

I normally don't tip cows.

What do you normally do to them?

[The Brain]

I normally don't tip cows.

What do you normally do to them?

Eat them.

[Eddie Teach]

Do cows deliver your mail?

[Syt]

The Late Show's version of Bannon's arrest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77hv1FxG9k

[Sheilbh]

Honestly this is the weirdest thing of his entire time in office:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Many doctors and studies disagree with this!

Twitter Moments
@TwitterMoments
The FDA is revoking its emergency use authorization of hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine for treating COVID-19 amid growing evidence that the drugs are "unlikely to be effective" in treating the coronavirus.
https://twitter.com/i/events/1272570857022320645

[Razgovory]

In a sense Covid has really help Trump do what he really wanted to do: Keep people from coming into the US and stifle international trade.

[11B4V]

Honestly this is the weirdest thing of his entire time in office:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Many doctors and studies disagree with this!

Twitter Moments
@TwitterMoments
The FDA is revoking its emergency use authorization of hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine for treating COVID-19 amid growing evidence that the drugs are "unlikely to be effective" in treating the coronavirus.
https://twitter.com/i/events/1272570857022320645

Maybe it will kill enough of his base to matter.

[grumbler]

Honestly this is the weirdest thing of his entire time in office:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Many doctors and studies disagree with this!

Twitter Moments
@TwitterMoments
The FDA is revoking its emergency use authorization of hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine for treating COVID-19 amid growing evidence that the drugs are "unlikely to be effective" in treating the coronavirus.
https://twitter.com/i/events/1272570857022320645

It's weird, but utterly typical.  Weird was when he talked about shining ultraviolet light into people's bodies, or when he claimed that George Washington missed his chance to have things named after him, because he didn't rename Mount Vernon after himself.