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Started by FunkMonk, November 08, 2016, 11:02:57 PM

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Valmy

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Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 08:57:09 AM
Damn I am jealous. My neighborhoods have always had those postbox things.
:huh: Do you live in an apartment?  I thought you just built a house. :hmm:

I have lived in a house since 2009 but the USPS delivers my mail to a postbox a block or so away. It has been this way for all three houses I have lived in, all in three different neighborhoods. I like to think it is a scheme to help Americans lose weight.

Edit: They look like this:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Sheilbh

Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 09:11:44 AM
I have lived in a house since 2009 but the USPS delivers my mail to a postbox a block or so away.
:blink:

Up there with no kettles or washing machines :P
Let's bomb Russia!

garbon

Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 09:11:44 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 08:57:09 AM
Damn I am jealous. My neighborhoods have always had those postbox things.
:huh: Do you live in an apartment?  I thought you just built a house. :hmm:

I have lived in a house since 2009 but the USPS delivers my mail to a postbox a block or so away. It has been this way for all three houses I have lived in, all in three different neighborhoods. I like to think it is a scheme to help Americans lose weight.

Edit: They look like this:


I've seen those but yeah we never had those in Mass or California and of the extended family that I've visited, none have that either.
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Caliga

What the... the fuck is this communist nonsense!??!!?!?  :wacko:
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Valmy

Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:18:17 AM
What the... the fuck is this communist nonsense!??!!?!?  :wacko:

That is what I thought :angry:

But after 11 years I am now institutionalized and used to it.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

But no, my mailman visits my house directly.  I call him Kenny because he looks like Kenny Rogers. :)
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Eddie Teach

At least you don't call him Kenny because you killed him.
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Tonitrus

Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:24:47 AM
But no, my mailman visits my house directly.  I call him Kenny because he looks like Kenny Rogers. :)

Does he know when to walk away?

HVC

Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:24:47 AM
But no, my mailman visits my house directly.  I call him Kenny because he looks like Kenny Rogers. :)

Before or after all the plastic surgery?
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Valmy

Quote from: Tonitrus on August 21, 2020, 11:02:59 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:24:47 AM
But no, my mailman visits my house directly.  I call him Kenny because he looks like Kenny Rogers. :)

Does he know when to walk away?

And when to run when Cal comes out with his concealed assault rifle?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

FunkMonk

Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 09:11:44 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 08:57:09 AM
Damn I am jealous. My neighborhoods have always had those postbox things.
:huh: Do you live in an apartment?  I thought you just built a house. :hmm:

I have lived in a house since 2009 but the USPS delivers my mail to a postbox a block or so away. It has been this way for all three houses I have lived in, all in three different neighborhoods. I like to think it is a scheme to help Americans lose weight.

Edit: They look like this:


Maybe it's a Texas thing? In my neighborhood growing up we always had to walk out of the house and pick up the mail from the postbox down the street. It looked exactly like that.
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Caliga

Quote from: HVC on August 21, 2020, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:24:47 AM
But no, my mailman visits my house directly.  I call him Kenny because he looks like Kenny Rogers. :)

Before or after all the plastic surgery?
Good question.  Before, back when Kenny still looked like a human. :)
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Caliga

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merithyn

Quote from: FunkMonk on August 21, 2020, 11:20:28 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 09:11:44 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 21, 2020, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2020, 08:57:09 AM
Damn I am jealous. My neighborhoods have always had those postbox things.
:huh: Do you live in an apartment?  I thought you just built a house. :hmm:

I have lived in a house since 2009 but the USPS delivers my mail to a postbox a block or so away. It has been this way for all three houses I have lived in, all in three different neighborhoods. I like to think it is a scheme to help Americans lose weight.

Edit: They look like this:


Maybe it's a Texas thing? In my neighborhood growing up we always had to walk out of the house and pick up the mail from the postbox down the street. It looked exactly like that.

Those are typical in new subdivisions, and have been since the '90s. It's a way to save the mailman's time and therefore the Post Office money.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...