What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[mongers]

He setting a new standard* today

@realDonaldTrump    1h

I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came..

@realDonaldTrump    1h

...to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!
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* low

[The Minsky Moment]

He seems a little bit too interested in women bleeding from various places on their body.

[mongers]

He seems a little bit too interested in women bleeding from various places on their body.

Probably his primitive cultural 'belief' that they're unclean.

Notice he never uses the word period. 

[Savonarola]

Sav will be proud of my Google alerts.



Stop the presses!

That merited three stories on CNN.com:

Trump on Irish reporter: 'She has a nice smile'
All-female CNN panel reacts to Trump's 'nice smile' comment
Panel breaks into laughter over Trump exchange

(Yes, those are two different panels; on stories of this magnitude you can't trust just one panel.)

[CountDeMoney]

40% of Americans are glad that Trump is returning the kind of class and grace missing from the Presidency under the Kenyan.

[Malthus]

40% of Americans are glad that Trump is returning the kind of class and grace missing from the Presidency under the Kenyan.

Dignity is his watchword!

[CountDeMoney]

So much dignity, you won't believe all the dignity.

[frunk]

So much dignity, you won't believe all the dignity.

I'm covered in dignity!  Is it supposed to be so sticky?

[Valmy]

I wish the internet would stop trying to get everybody upset about every damn little idiotic thing.

[CountDeMoney]

Valmy likes a President that "says it like it is."

[Eddie Teach]

I wish the internet would stop trying to get everybody upset about every damn little idiotic thing.

And the 24 hour news channels trying to fill time.

[FunkMonk]

He setting a new standard* today

@realDonaldTrump    1h

I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came..

@realDonaldTrump    1h

...to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!
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* low

Every day I grow more and more impressed by this man. Amazing!

[CountDeMoney]

Every day I grow more and more impressed by this man. Amazing!

He's settling in quite well as a federal employee, actually.  Obviously nothing better to do before lunch.

[The Minsky Moment]

Huckabee fille hilarious on the bleeding Mika comment.  Trump "won't let himself be bullied" by "outrageous personal attacks."   

Of course not.  He has a patent out on bullying people with outrageous personal attacks.

[Savonarola]

I wish the internet would stop trying to get everybody upset about every damn little idiotic thing.

This was going to be a big story since there's no subject the press finds more interesting than themselves.  Once again, just CNN (where this story is currently the headline):

Donald Trump's bullying of Mika Brzezinski crosses a big line
GOP lawmakers blast Trump's 'Morning Joe' tweets
Trump tweets shocking assault on Brzezinski, Scarborough
SE Cupp: Healthy, happy people do not behave like Trump
GOP Rep. Lynn Jenkins slams Trump for 'unacceptable' tweets
Trump tweets insults at MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski
Why Trump's offensive tweets don't get him kicked off Twitter
Trump tweets about this more than anything

Covfefegate generated 10 stories, but I do expect at least a couple more on this endlessly fascinating story by tomorrow.