What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[CountDeMoney]

garbon is going to be somebody's war bride.

[11B4V]

Huckabee's daughter is just as bad as Spicer. Her eye bothers me.

[CountDeMoney]

That's because she's got Daddy's buggy, rheumy eyes.

Going to have to do something about that hair, though.  The Donald will not tolerate that.

[CountDeMoney]

[Admiral Yi]

It looks like flesh tone has fallen out of favor for the moment.

[CountDeMoney]

It's such a Mickey Mouse operation;  I mean, you have the ENTIRE communications operation organic to the Executive Office of the President at your disposal in the West Wing, complete with established graphics standards and web design to established social media content guides--and yet, you're using clip art of American flags, like it's a last-minute project by Team Hydra to sell the most hot dogs in an hour. 

Jesus H. Christ, the hillbillies from Deliverance couldn't white trash up the White House more than this outer borough gold-plated mouthbreather. 

[CountDeMoney]

Fuck, I wish Leona Helmsley were alive today.

[Admiral Yi]

At least proofread the fucking thing. 

[Ed Anger]

I'd hope Hope Hicks didn't do that. I like her. I'd show her my erotic clip art collection.

[CountDeMoney]

You have to cycle through the keyboards to get to the apostrophe.  So sad!

[11B4V]

There will be a separate college course for the study of the election and administration won't there?

[PDH]

There will be a separate college course for the study of the election and administration won't there?

It will be an anthropological course when humanity emerges again from the Time of Dying.

[Ed Anger]

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US Secret Police Chairman James Comey resigns to spend more time on hobbies of shooting unarmed suspects, telephone eavesdropping, and golf.

[11B4V]

Those wacky Zipperheads. They crazy.

[CountDeMoney]

There will be a separate college course for the study of the election and administration won't there?

I dunno, man.  Maybe if we can get to the other side of this, it'll just be kinda glossed over like a bad dream or a fat chick you banged when you were too drunk to remember. 

Maybe it'll be one of those little "In Focus" aside boxes you had in your textbook, like how the Gulf of Tonkin Incident had its own little corner section all to itself in the Vietnam War chapter.