What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[Jacob]

You don't really lose much either. Well maybe chance that Trump randomly decides to like you and your evil NAFTA.

Canada stands to lose a lot from needlessly pissing off the US. You're a superpower - economically and economically. You are our largest trading partner.

Should the US turn into a bona fide Fascist dictatorship, I expect the Canadian government to stick to the "American internal affairs are for Americans. We may have some disagreements, but we the foundation of our relationship is neighbourliness" and smile.

[Jacob]

Okay but with Trump, we aren't really in charted waters. I'd hate for evil to triumph for the sake of decorum.

The Canadian government saying bad things about - or to - Trump is not going to help or hinder evil's triumph.

[alfred russel]

Get ready for 200 dollar a barrel oil

Instability in the middle east combined with oil production plummeting in Nigeria due to the spread of ebola among oil workers makes $200 oil a lock. Thanks for the prediction tim.

[CountDeMoney]

You don't really lose much either. Well maybe chance that Trump randomly decides to like you and your evil NAFTA.

Canada stands to lose a lot from needlessly pissing off the US. You're a superpower - economically and economically. You are our largest trading partner.

Should the US turn into a bona fide Fascist dictatorship, I expect the Canadian government to stick to the "American internal affairs are for Americans. We may have some disagreements, but we the foundation of our relationship is neighbourliness" and smile.

Yeah, but the sad part is we're your largest trading partner.  We sink to the bottom, you're going to be drowning with us.

[Monoriu]

You don't really lose much either. Well maybe chance that Trump randomly decides to like you and your evil NAFTA.

Canada stands to lose a lot from needlessly pissing off the US. You're a superpower - economically and economically. You are our largest trading partner.

Should the US turn into a bona fide Fascist dictatorship, I expect the Canadian government to stick to the "American internal affairs are for Americans. We may have some disagreements, but we the foundation of our relationship is neighbourliness" and smile.

Yeah, but the sad part is we're your largest trading partner.  We sink to the bottom, you're going to be drowning with us.

Sure, but there is nothing Canada can do to prevent that from happening. 

[11B4V]

Commercials for Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M98huhzUijE

[CountDeMoney]

With all the leaks and opsec violations and general incompetence plaguing this administration the Israelis/Chinese/Russians/Martians must be having a field day at their spy agencies

The thing is, back in the day, the Russians could have as much intelligence as they wanted--but their own internal hesitancy, distrust, and overall conspiratorial belief that the CIA and FBI were behind everything offered at least a backstop.  Now, our only hope is they have a conspiratorial belief that Trump is as a crazy and incompetent as he comes across.

Did we already cover how people got to snap selfies with the gentleman holding the nuclear football?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-turns-mar-a-lago-club-terrace-into-open-air-situation-room/2017/02/13/c5525096-f20d-11e6-a9b0-ecee7ce475fc_story.html?utm_term=.903fdbdf9cbe

It is telling how insane everything in Trumpworld is, in that what would've been a major diplomatic faux pas--his insult of Abe by introducing him as "Prime Minister Shinzo"--is completely overshadowed by the rest of the absolute uncontrolled projectile diarrhea of this administration.

We're all going to die.

[CountDeMoney]

Sure, but there is nothing Canada can do to prevent that from happening.

Right, so Canada needs to dispense of the niceties.

[Monoriu]

Sure, but there is nothing Canada can do to prevent that from happening.

Right, so Canada needs to dispense of the niceties.

No.  As the US is Canada's largest trading partner and military protector, Canada must continue to play nice. 

[11B4V]

And if they don't, we'll build a wall or bluster about it.

WE MUST COUNTER ILLEGAL CANADIAN SHOPPERS. THEY WILL PAY A TAX.

[CountDeMoney]

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[HVC]

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[CountDeMoney]

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It's not what you think it is.  Oral sex with Tai Domi is not an option.  We do not negotiate with terrorists.

[Ed Anger]

Canada needs invadin'

[CountDeMoney]

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