How will Ed Anger die in Japan?

[Malthus]

I answered "other - raped to death by octopuses'.

[Tonitrus]

I answered "other - raped to death by octopussies'.

Fixed.

[Malthus]

I answered "other - raped to death by octopussies'.

Fixed.

I liked it better the original way.   

[alfred russel]

Let me propose a compromise, "raped to death by the octomom".

[Ed Anger]

Day 1 AAR: I clogged the plane's toilet

So, I pay the 5 large to fly first class. But first, I have to fly to O'hare and LAX, both shitholes. A direct flight was...ridiculously priced. So finally I get over the pacific and I'm in ANA's first class cube. They push the pajamas on me but if we are going down, I want to be wearing something less tacky.

Anyways, I feel a weird feeling and head for the restroom. Even though it felt like a coffin, I slid a 2 footer into the can. After getting the shakes, I wobble back to my seat for the inflight meal. Four fucking courses. I even ate caviar and normally I can't stand that shit. Washed down with coke zero. HIGH CLASS.

I think my turd may have hit Wake Island. BANZAI!

Flirted with the stewardess, but no luck. ME SO HORNY.

Day 2 whenever I feel like it. I'm still in this freak show of a country. So get off my ass.

[Admiral Yi]

WTF are you doing in Japan on a business trip after hitting the power ball of workmen's comp?  And how the fuck do you manage to squeeze out a two foot kielbasa?

[Hamilcar]

So, I pay the 5 large to fly first class.

Quite a good deal!

[Ed Anger]

Ed will not die in Japan.  On the contrary, he will sweep across the Pacific, our own Languish Divine Wind.

YOUR CODE IS

CLIMB
MOUNT
TITTY CACA

TITTYCACA-YAMA NOBORE!

[Ed Anger]

I have eaten:

Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.

[CountDeMoney]

Nigga, everybody knows you're full of shit;  just admit you're really in Thailand, fucking little brown boys in their taut, pliant pinkish puckernuts, as their smooth hairless bodies glisten with a light sheen of sweat as

[Ed Anger]

Yuk.

[Monoriu]

I have eaten:

Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.

It is peach season now.  Japanese peaches are the best

[Habbaku]

Nigga, everybody knows you're full of shit;  just admit you're really in Thailand, fucking little brown boys in their taut, pliant pinkish puckernuts, as their smooth hairless bodies glisten with a light sheen of sweat as

Get your stroke on halfway through that?

[CountDeMoney]

Nigga, everybody knows you're full of shit;  just admit you're really in Thailand, fucking little brown boys in their taut, pliant pinkish puckernuts, as their smooth hairless bodies glisten with a light sheen of sweat as

Get your stroke on halfway through that?

No-knock warrant.

[Josquius]

I have eaten:

Jap Taco Bell
jap mcDonalds
jap Pizza Hut
jap New York Grill. My opinion of Kobe steak? Meh. Expensive meh.
Jap 7-11 food
Jap Lawson's.

I had no idea they had taco bell in Japan, I had to wait until I went to Korea to try it.
Japanese pizza hut....one of the few places in the country to get real pizza. Albeit fucking expensive. Never did figure out why.