How will Ed Anger die in Japan?

[Drakken]

[Tonitrus]

[Josquius]

Why to Japan?

My guess:

[Ed Anger]

Death by North Korean rocket. Christ, the nips are a bit touchy right now.

[mongers]

Death by North Korean rocket. Christ, the nips are a bit touchy right now.

They've so far failed to recognise their new imperial overlord? 

[Ed Anger]

I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.

[mongers]

I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.

Still sounds cooler than what I'm currently arseing around with. 

[Drakken]

I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.

As long you are not Uesugi Kenshin, dying taking a shit in the toilet after a heavy session of drinking binge.

[CountDeMoney]

As long you are not Uesugi Kenchin, dying taking a shit in the toilet after a heavy session of drinking binge.

Isn't that classified under "Ritual Disembowelment"?

[Drakken]

Isn't that classified under "Ritual Disembowelment"?

No, it is classified as loving the sake way, way too much.

[Drakken]

[The Brain]

I would be the next Takeda Shingen. Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.

As long you are not Uesugi Kenshin, dying taking a shit in the toilet after a heavy session of drinking binge.

You're thinking of Elvis.

[Hamilcar]

Instead, I am eating food from a 7-11.

What are you, poor?

[Caliga]

...and yet he used to mock the shit out of me for eating at a gas station.

[Tonitrus]

I preferred FamilyMart.