Campaign for the liberation and restoration of Martinus

Started by Jaron, May 10, 2016, 04:26:35 AM

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Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

lustindarkness

Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Josquius

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viper37

Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2016, 04:26:35 AM
People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole
Considering the standards of Languish, it's really an exploit to be banned from here.  To have it happen to you, on average, once a year, is an achievement worthy of mention.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

11B4V

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

Quote from: viper37 on May 10, 2016, 02:11:47 PM
Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2016, 04:26:35 AM
People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole
Considering the standards of Languish, it's really an exploit to be banned from here.  To have it happen to you, on average, once a year, is an achievement worthy of mention.
This is true.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

katmai

Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2016, 04:26:35 AM
People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole

No.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ancient Demon

What did I miss? Can someone post a link to what led to him getting banned?
Ancient Demon, formerly known as Zagys.

11B4V

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Ancient Demon on May 10, 2016, 06:54:46 PM
What did I miss? Can someone post a link to what led to him getting banned?

I think it was the election thread.

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ancient Demon

Quote from: Razgovory on May 10, 2016, 07:13:32 PM
http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,13.55975.html

Is that it? He didn't even say anything that offensive, though I suppose it was because of who he said it to rather than what he said.
Ancient Demon, formerly known as Zagys.

derspiess

Yeah, for once his banning seemed unwarranted.  Plus, he's actually been entertaining recently.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Sophie Scholl

I'm still waiting to regain access to TBR!  Justice for BA!  :lol:
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Jaron

Winner of THE grumbler point.