Campaign for the liberation and restoration of Martinus

Started by Jaron, May 10, 2016, 04:26:35 AM

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Jaron

May 10, 2016, 04:26:35 AM
People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole
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Grallon

#1
May 10, 2016, 05:57:58 AM
He's banned again?  *shakes head*



G.
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Josephus

#2
May 10, 2016, 07:09:01 AM
why did he get banned?
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Eddie Teach

#3
May 10, 2016, 07:20:00 AM
Quote from: Josephus on May 10, 2016, 07:09:01 AM
why did he get banned?

Seedy is a bit touchy about the firewater.
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Legbiter

#4
May 10, 2016, 07:22:49 AM
I'm not seeing the usual signs of forum carnage following these episodes. What'd I miss?
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The Brain

#5
May 10, 2016, 10:37:54 AM
Languish is divided on Poland.
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Solmyr

#6
May 10, 2016, 11:19:25 AM
Martinus cannot into Languish?

Valmy

#7
May 10, 2016, 11:29:55 AM
Seedy banned him, he should message CdM for liberation -_-
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11B4V

#8
May 10, 2016, 11:31:39 AM
Quote from: Jaron on May 10, 2016, 04:26:35 AM
People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole

Fuck off
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Jacob

#9
May 10, 2016, 11:38:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 10, 2016, 11:29:55 AM
Seedy banned him, he should message CdM for liberation -_-

If Marty personally posts a convincing and heartfelt apology on Languish, I'll consider rescinding the ban if Seedy is unavailable.

Caliga

#10
May 10, 2016, 11:39:12 AM
clear teh aire
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Grey Fox

#11
May 10, 2016, 11:57:14 AM
You forgot to make a poll.
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alfred russel

#12
May 10, 2016, 12:05:14 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 10, 2016, 11:38:20 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 10, 2016, 11:29:55 AM
Seedy banned him, he should message CdM for liberation -_-

If Marty personally posts a convincing and heartfelt apology on Languish, I'll consider rescinding the ban if Seedy is unavailable.

But he can't do that while he is banned.  :hmm: Unless...Jaron, if you were to send Martinus your password, he could use your account to post the apology, leading to the resurrection of his own account.

It would be a touching moment of graciousness in languish history, like in the Grapes of Wrath, when Rose of Sharon feeds the starving man from her breast. :)
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Jacob

#13
May 10, 2016, 12:09:59 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on May 10, 2016, 12:05:14 PM
But he can't do that while he is banned.  :hmm: Unless...Jaron, if you were to send Martinus your password, he could use your account to post the apology, leading to the resurrection of his own account.

It would be a touching moment of graciousness in languish history, like in the Grapes of Wrath, when Rose of Sharon feeds the starving man from her breast. :)

:lol:

Jaron

#14
May 10, 2016, 12:34:35 PM
I don't know my password. The only reason I can access Languish is because I have the "Log me in forever" option checked.

PS: So many low information voters in this thread.  :hmm:
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