Campaign for the liberation and restoration of Martinus

[Savonarola]

People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole

Could we all just pick up the slack instead?  If every other poster made just one post per day about how Muslim immigrants were subhuman scum and anyone who disagrees is part of the "Regressive left" we'd almost fill the void created by his departure.

[Barrister]

People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole

Could we all just pick up the slack instead?  If every other poster made just one post per day about how Muslim immigrants were subhuman scum and anyone who disagrees is part of the "Regressive left" we'd almost fill the void created by his departure.

I could start calling people "cucks"

[Savonarola]

I could start calling people "cucks"

There you go, if we all chip in and do our part it will be like he was never gone.   

Let's make Languish great again.

[Jaron]

People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole

Could we all just pick up the slack instead?  If every other poster made just one post per day about how Muslim immigrants were subhuman scum and anyone who disagrees is part of the "Regressive left" we'd almost fill the void created by his departure.

kind and sensitive person.

You remind me of the kind of person that Milo describes as the most dishonest and race baiting minds of the left.

[Savonarola]

kind and sensitive person.

You remind me of the kind of person that Milo describes as the most dishonest and race baiting minds of the left.

That's the spirit. 

[Jacob]

People of Languish,

I humbly and publicly petition for the unbanning of Martinus. He is a part of the central fabric of the forum and without his wit, his charm and his intellect the Languish experience is sorely lacking.

Of course, I fully support the mods decision to give him a ban to cool his jets, but the jets are cool and he's ready to rejoin his internet family.

Please release our friend from bondage. #FeelthePole

Could we all just pick up the slack instead?  If every other poster made just one post per day about how Muslim immigrants were subhuman scum and anyone who disagrees is part of the "Regressive left" we'd almost fill the void created by his departure.

We could just ask legbiter to post a bit more.

[Jaron]

I passed along your terms to Martinus, Jacob.

His response is this:

1) he hopes you die of cancer.
2) If you don't have cancer, he hopes you get it.

Edit: Stricken items should not be considered "on the record"

[Admiral Yi]

Not terribly sporting to slag on someone when they can't respond.

[Jaron]

I made a mistake:

My last post quoting Martinus was meant to be private. Please disregard and strike from the record.

[Valmy]

I made a mistake:

My last post quoting Martinus was meant to be private. Please disregard and strike from the record.

Um just delete it.

[grumbler]

I made a mistake:

My last post quoting Martinus was meant to be private. Please disregard and strike from the record.

Um just delete it.

  He's not serious.

[Jacob]

I made a mistake:

My last post quoting Martinus was meant to be private. Please disregard and strike from the record.

Consider it stricken.

[Jacob]

Not terribly sporting to slag on someone when they can't respond.

It seems that Marty has an interlocutor in Jaron.

[Valmy]

  He's not serious.

Yes I know. I was playing along.

[grumbler]

  He's not serious.

Yes I know. I was playing along.