How many sexual partners have you had?

[celedhring]

My craziest "getting laid while drunk" story is when me and a mate (pasty skin, blond hair) put on Ajax shirts, got drunk, and pretended to be Dutch tourists during one of Barcelona's big festivals in August. We made up the language (hey, we were 19 and not too smart) but somehow it worked. Of course the girls were pretty drunk too.

Best part of all if that the drunkenness somehow started to clear up while we were going to the girls' place, and I got such a huge WTF I'M DOING moment of realization that I have never been able to forget. 

[derspiess]

In college I picked up a girl solely based upon the hockey jersey I was wearing.  Required zero effort, beyond putting on the jersey.

[merithyn]

As many as I wanted.

I'm female, and while no great beauty, not particularly ugly either. If I wanted to get laid, I got laid. Most of the time it was with my first pick of the night, but sometimes it'd be number two. Rarely did I have to dip to number three unless I was doing a particularly bad job of figuring out who was in a relationship.

[garbon]

[CountDeMoney]

As many as I wanted.

I'm female, and while no great beauty, not particularly ugly either. If I wanted to get laid, I got laid. Most of the time it was with my first pick of the night, but sometimes it'd be number two. Rarely did I have to dip to number three unless I was doing a particularly bad job of figuring out who was in a relationship.

So not fair. 

[dps]

As many as I wanted.

I'm female, and while no great beauty, not particularly ugly either. If I wanted to get laid, I got laid. Most of the time it was with my first pick of the night, but sometimes it'd be number two. Rarely did I have to dip to number three unless I was doing a particularly bad job of figuring out who was in a relationship.

So not fair. 

If you're jealous of her ability to get laid anytime she wants, you could get a sex change.

[Josquius]

As many as I wanted.

I'm female, and while no great beauty, not particularly ugly either. If I wanted to get laid, I got laid. Most of the time it was with my first pick of the night, but sometimes it'd be number two. Rarely did I have to dip to number three unless I was doing a particularly bad job of figuring out who was in a relationship.

And yet. So. Fucking. Many. Women. Just don't recognise how easy they have it.

I've tried pointing this out to female friends before and they just don't accept it. Instead they get worked up about politics and wingmen and other such nonsense that is completely unnecessary for women.

[CountDeMoney]

If you're jealous of her ability to get laid anytime she wants, you could get a sex change.

Heels kill my lower back something fierce.

[Valmy]

Oh good, glad we could bring in a traditional values opinion.

Well the whole idea of being "slutty" requires that there are some values don't you agree.

Also, I personally would prefer to have a lasting relationship (with someone I find attractive) instead of several random partners. That would provide me with way more sex as well.

That's great that you have a preference doesn't mean that everyone shares in that.

Besides, who says they have to just be random partners?

Where did he say he speaks for everybody?

[Valmy]

If you're jealous of her ability to get laid anytime she wants, you could get a sex change.

Oh yeah. Being a transwoman is great. Everybody lining up to have sex with you.

[Valmy]

As many as I wanted.

I'm female, and while no great beauty, not particularly ugly either. If I wanted to get laid, I got laid. Most of the time it was with my first pick of the night, but sometimes it'd be number two. Rarely did I have to dip to number three unless I was doing a particularly bad job of figuring out who was in a relationship.

Yeah that was my wife as well. It is always sad when some lady feels all bad and slutty about it. Those guys will always have that time with you to feel like they were this stud.

[garbon]

If you're jealous of her ability to get laid anytime she wants, you could get a sex change.

Heels kill my lower back something fierce.

Well just start hitting it with men.

[garbon]

Oh good, glad we could bring in a traditional values opinion.

Well the whole idea of being "slutty" requires that there are some values don't you agree.

Also, I personally would prefer to have a lasting relationship (with someone I find attractive) instead of several random partners. That would provide me with way more sex as well.

That's great that you have a preference doesn't mean that everyone shares in that.

Besides, who says they have to just be random partners?

Where did he say he speaks for everybody?

How about his first post that reeked of judgment that people with new partners each year were sad sacks?

[Jaron]

Don't they require the sinner to be, you know, repentant? 

[merithyn]

As many as I wanted.

I'm female, and while no great beauty, not particularly ugly either. If I wanted to get laid, I got laid. Most of the time it was with my first pick of the night, but sometimes it'd be number two. Rarely did I have to dip to number three unless I was doing a particularly bad job of figuring out who was in a relationship.

So not fair. 

Just because men are the privileged gender doesn't mean being a woman doesn't have advantages.