Homophobe Hungarian tourist rams banjo down N. Zealander's throat over gay error

[Barrister]

Not familiar with that school, but at WVU they are required of all underclassmen.  And I didn't go there, btw

My mistake, so why do you have a banjo?  Were you in a minstrel show?

It was a christmas present.

[Habsburg]

Looking for Mister Goodbar. 

[garbon]

He probably said something like "Do you want to come to my place, bouncy bouncy?" or "You have beautiful thighs" or "Please fondle my bum" out of his phrasebook.

[jimmy olsen]

Not familiar with that school, but at WVU they are required of all underclassmen.  And I didn't go there, btw

My mistake, so why do you have a banjo?  Were you in a minstrel show?

Banjos are cool, a kid used to play his on the quad of Bard College when I went there.

[Martinus]

Hmm, never thought my banjo could be used as a deadly weapon

Ever seen "Deliverance"?

[dps]

Hmm, never thought my banjo could be used as a deadly weapon

I didn't realize that they were "solid metal".  I thought they were hollow, and usually wooden. 

[derspiess]

Hmm, never thought my banjo could be used as a deadly weapon

I didn't realize that they were "solid metal".  I thought they were hollow, and usually wooden. 

Mine is mostly wood, crafted by the finest Korean banjo-makers  

edit: reading the article again, they could have just been referring to the metal tone ring (the round shiny part) of the banjo as the solid metal object".

[Capetan Mihali]

Looking for Mister Goodbar. 

  Looking for Mr. Goodbanjo.