Large Hadron Collider could be on the verge of finding a parallel universe

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jimmy olsen

October 21, 2015, 05:53:47 AM
Motherfucking Science! :punk: :nerd:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/20/the-large-hadron-collider-could-be-about-to-find-a-parallel-universe-5452020/

QuoteScarily, the Large Hadron Collider could be on the verge of finding an, actual real parallel universe.

But – unlike in sci fi – it won't mean that we suddenly wake up and Hitler won the war.

But scientists at the particle collider are now analysing data collected since June – in a bid to find traces of other universes.

It won't, of course, be anything like the sci fi ones, and Hitler will not be involved.

'Just as many parallel sheets of paper, which are two dimensional objects (breadth and length) can exist in a third dimension (height), parallel universes can also exist in higher dimensions' Cern employee Mir Faizal from the University of Waterloo said.

'We predict that gravity can leak into extra dimensions, and if it does, then miniature black holes can be produced at the LHC.'

MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?

MORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider'

'Normally, when people think of the multiverse, they think of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, where every possibility is actualised.

'This cannot be tested and so it is philosophy and not science. This is not what we mean by parallel universes. What we mean is real universes in extra dimensions.'

One of the many mind-scrambling ideas on the table is that the Big Bang never happened, and the universe has always existed.

If the Collider detects these 'mini black holes', then our understanding of physics is about to take a very big jolt indeed.

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jimmy olsen

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October 21, 2015, 06:19:49 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on October 21, 2015, 06:07:26 AM
refugee-crisis solved then

Or another begun? :hmm:

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Eddie Teach

#3
October 21, 2015, 06:21:39 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 21, 2015, 05:53:47 AM
MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?

But Justin Bieber is already here.  :hmm:
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The Brain

#4
October 21, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
QuoteThe Dark One himself, Lucifer, may even step through and bring 'catastrophe' to our world

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Razgovory

#6
October 21, 2015, 01:26:09 PM
Tim, you need to cut out the parts of the article that link to other articles.  The phrases "MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?" appearing the middle of the article you posted damages your valuable credibility.  Someone might come to the conclusion you either insane or doing a lazy copy paste job without reading what you post.
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jimmy olsen

#7
October 22, 2015, 06:16:59 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 21, 2015, 01:26:09 PM
Tim, you need to cut out the parts of the article that link to other articles.  The phrases "MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?" appearing the middle of the article you posted damages your valuable credibility.  Someone might come to the conclusion you either insane or doing a lazy copy paste job without reading what you post.

It was more funny to keep it in, so I did.
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Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
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Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Hamilcar

#8
October 22, 2015, 07:15:23 AM
I'm not holding my breath.

Josephus

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October 22, 2015, 07:59:34 AM
If it doesn't involve Hitler...where's the joy?
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DontSayBanana

#10
October 22, 2015, 08:26:30 AM
Quote from: Josephus on October 22, 2015, 07:59:34 AM
If it doesn't involve Hitler...where's the joy?

In disproving Godwin's Law?
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lustindarkness

#11
October 22, 2015, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 21, 2015, 05:53:47 AM
Motherfucking Science! :punk: :nerd:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/20/the-large-hadron-collider-could-be-about-to-find-a-parallel-universe-5452020/

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MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month? Yes.

MORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider' Not awkward at all.

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Syt

#12
October 22, 2015, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 22, 2015, 08:34:08 AMMORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider' Not awkward at all.

Wouldn't the "Large Hardon Collider" be the Republican primaries?
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lustindarkness

#13
October 22, 2015, 08:42:22 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 22, 2015, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 22, 2015, 08:34:08 AMMORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider ‘Hardon Collider’ Not awkward at all.

Wouldn't the "Large Hardon Collider" be the Republican primaries?

Insert clapping gif.
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DontSayBanana

#14
October 22, 2015, 08:51:38 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 22, 2015, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 22, 2015, 08:34:08 AMMORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider' Not awkward at all.

Wouldn't the "Large Hardon Collider" be the Republican primaries?

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