HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

[Eddie Teach]

Soups are thicker than they used to be.

[Hamilcar]

I'm not sure what's the difference.

Soups come from Nazis. Badadum tss.

[The Brain]

There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.

If you 2D print couldn't you fit more livers inside?

[Maladict]

There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.

Make sure you pick them up at the company.

[Razgovory]

There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.

I imagine the Goulash is better.

[MadImmortalMan]

There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.

Stock symbol PLZ. 

[Ed Anger]

Is a transplant a possibility, or is it more extensive than that?

Maybe in the future if it gets worse. If I don't fully regain my strength, I may not be put on the list since I wouldn't survive the surgery. Recovery from being 'de-conditioned' is SLOW.

I've got 2 years at least and if I don't fuck it up, I might see my kids graduate from High school.

Damn, I thought you had painted a rosier picture than this.

I'm being realistic. The docs are somewhat surprised I recovered so fast from near death to up and about. But they don't understand my Triumph of of Will.

[Monoriu]

But they don't understand my Triumph of of Will.

Of course they don't 

[grumbler]

But they don't understand my Triumph of of Will.

The last guy was misunderstood, as well.

[Ed Anger]

Also a fantastic dancer.

[Maladict]

There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.

Make sure you pick them up at the company.

Can someone ask why you have to pick them up so I can finish the joke? 

[Eddie Teach]

They don't de-liver?

[Maladict]

 

[Legbiter]

The docs are somewhat surprised I recovered so fast from near death to up and about.

Livers are for Bolshevists. The fanatic belief in Final Victory is all one needs.

[Hamilcar]

There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.

Stock symbol PLZ. 

ONVO