HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

[Ed Anger]

At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

[Monoriu]

At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

Money can buy freedom 

Take care, Ed. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.

Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.

"The olds." 

Glad to hear you're back on your feet, Sweatervest.

[Syt]

I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse.

[Martinus]

Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.

Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.

Oh man, that sounds horrifying. I'll keep you in my thoughts.   

Not sure how the second sentence is supposed to help the first. 

[Martinus]

OK so apparently this is not about the French Wars of Religion.

God, I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that every time I saw this thread.  I thought there might be something wrong with me.

Again. The second sentence does not follow from the first. 

[Martinus]

I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse.

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

[Norgy]

At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

This is true.

[Syt]

I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse.

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.

[Martinus]

I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse.

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.

Wow, that was mean. 

I was joking as you used the word "handsome" and nurses can be male.

[celedhring]

At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

Last time I was in hospital I had a shared room, and I won 50€ off my roommate at poker. And I'm not even good at poker.

[jimmy olsen]

I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse.

I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.

Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.

Daayum! Shots fired!

[The Brain]

Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.

Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.

Any other celebrities in rehab??

[KRonn]

At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

Private room is good, no major interruptions at night so you can sleep. Study up on those spells!

[Caliga]

Rehab?  Bummer.

You know, I love being a superhero sometimes.  Like when I read Ed's threads, for example.